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 shadowlover3000 posted Больше года
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LeaM-1 said:
Put the арахис in the арахис hole.
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LOL
shadowlover3000 posted Больше года
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:D
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MarineHolocaust said:
Why is everyone in the world a dolt
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Dreamtime said:
NO -_-
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egyptprincess7 said:
*Hisses* Make me.
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BlindBandit92 said:
*Inserts argument about sex jokes being OVERRATED for humor*

While I like sex jokes sometimes they get old and really predictable.
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Like mineee
XxKeithHarkinxX posted Больше года
XxKeithHarkinxX said:
Me: Keith come here.

Keith: I can't.

Me: and why not?

Keith: I can't "cum" on command,
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xD
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kaboomgirl said:
Bad puns about vital regions.
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TotalDramaDoll6 said:
*me in geomotry class*
My Bf: Brb, i have to take a leak.
*he comes back*
Teacher: Ok class, whip it out, and slap it on the table.
Me: Is our teacher gay?
that actually happened. it happened today. :P

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UltmateUltima said:
(FYI, I don't like sex jokes, I just decided to post one because Ты asked me to. *Obviously; since I probably wouldn't the answer if I сказал(-а) 'NO'.* >.>)


One morning two priests head to the showers. It isn't until they were already in the shower, that they realized they did not bring any soap. Father Bob decides he'll run back for the soap.  Rather than get dressed, he peeks out into the hallway, and since no one is around, he decides to make a run for it.

He gets the two bars of soap and checks the hall before heading back to the showers.  All was clear, so he makes a break for it.  Just as he turns the corner to the showers, he spots three nuns walking toward him.  With nowhere to go, and hoping that the nuns will think he is a statue, he stands perfectly still, holding the two bars of soap.

The nuns approach and the first nun says,  "Oh my, look at that!  Isn't that the most life-like statue you've ever seen?"  She steps up for a closer look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priest's weenie.  Startled, he drops the first bar of soap.

"Oh Heavens," she exclaims, "I got a bar of soap!"

The секунда nun is also amazed at how realistic the statue looks, so she steps in for a closer look.  She takes a couple of yanks on the priest's weenie, and he drops the other bar of soap.

"My goodness, I got a bar of soap also!" 

The nuns can't believe it.

The third nun, overcome by the miracle statue, walks up to it and gives a few tugs to the priest's weenie.

"My God, this is amazing,"  she says,  "I got liquid soap!"

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SeeUV3 said:
"Hey babe why dont Ты come over to MySpace so Ты can twitter with my yahoo till i Google all over your facebook?"
girl:"sure and maby Ты can make my fanpop"

anyone see what i did here XD?

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Pachi-kun said:
What do Ты do when an слон comes in the window? Swim.

I should probably credit Nyanners on Youtube for saying that joke, but but.
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