I found a dead, decomposed черепаха under my hot tub house. What should i do with it?

bury it. i'd give it a nice grave.
r.i.p. lil' buddy...

make черепаха суп with it.

My вверх 5 suggestions:

-Have a 5 to10min. funneral with turtule Друзья and family.

-Clean it out and get somemore dead turtles and clean them out and get some cars and play mario cart.

-Push it into somebody's yard while no one is looking.

Call 911 and tell them(its a possible chance to get your phone locked if Ты do attempt to do this)

-Cook it for some animal that has a very hard time finding food(who knows Ты may make a new friend)

Bury it. e_e

Clean out the shell, go to Bill's house, use his Pokemon fusion device to make Ты into a human/turtle hybrid.

I have a few suggestions.

1. Use the shell as a weapon..
2. Use the shell as a container for Болталка crap.
3. Use it as a decoration.
4. Poke it with a stick just because.
5. Roast it like a pork roast.

....*Drinks milk.*

Respectfully bury it.

Throw it out But first write Liam in permant marker on the shell