cucumbers have wicked souls

I think WE have wicked souls :P

Yeah, so does the сэндвич, бутерброд that kicked me in the face. I was just trying to rearrange the tacos and then it comes outta nowhere like "HIYAH!" and kicks me in the face. I was like "Dafuq is this?"

uh....

Umm…

I had a cucumber сэндвич, бутерброд for lunch today, so... Yeah.

yeah, true but they are always too scared to fight back when you're trying to eat them so they are no big deal ... but Ты know what's even worse than cucumbers?! zucchinis! they are truly evil!

I should stab Ты all in the face with a saudering iron ¬ω¬

I just ate a cucumber with ketchup. Everything's better with ketchup.

Ты had me at Wicked....

'Elphie why couldn't Ты stay calm for once instead of flying off the handle!!'

Thank you!! That's what I've been trying to tell everyone! Thank god I'm not the only one who sees it too!!


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Cool story, bro.

Tell it again.