relationship status? <3

waiting for a madman with a box

If your talking irl No.
But mate here. Yes.

single, just waiting for a miracle to happen.......~

Still stubbornly single. Waiting for the right woman, или A woman in general

Single ;)

still single!! lol!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of постель, кровати and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the постель, кровати and he gets on вверх of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I Любовь you." His wife responds, "He wasn't Поцелуи my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought Ты were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I Любовь you, too!"

Sorry i'm single, I just thought this was funny.

I'm single :P

Single. Plus searching

Mentally dating/married to at least 50 celebrities.

Other than that, always been single:)

Single...:/

In a relationship:3 ♥

Single!
Ты know what that means!

IT'S...

single D:

Taken by someone with an awful Имя пользователя on here. ;-;

Married uwu ♥

Single.
Not that I really care if I am.

Im single.
HAHAHA me in relationship...thats funny^-^