What are some of your misheard lyrics?

Omg that was what I thought to but then I saw the lyrics and I was like ooh thats what it сказал(-а) hehe.

Let it Rock by Kevin Rudolf

What i thought: With the sense of God
what it actually was: What this is,forgot?

a lil embarrassing

and many more,but can't really think of any at the вверх of my head

Crooked Young by Bring Me the Horizon

Me: Just a dudley stinson
Me (another part of the song): Fuck your face

Song: Just a dozen steps and 28 days
Other part: Fuck your faith

QAQ
Power by B.A.P

GO!! Fighting Action Power
Misheard: "The 'Parv' in me is breaking free,"
Actual: "The Power in me is breaking free,"
BTW, Parv is the nickname of the Guitarist of the band...

Picture To Burn By Taylor Swift-
What it was-You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying
What I thought-It's red,big and really better not alive

Sounds silly ,but it was hard to make out.

Mine By Taylor Swift-
What it was-And there’s a drawer of my things at your place.
Ты learn my secrets and Ты figure out why I’m guarded
I thought it was-You draw me in to your place
Ты learn my secrets and figure it out.

I was close.

Back To December By Taylor Swift-
What it was-Maybe this is wishful thinking,
Probably mindless dreaming,
I thought-Maybe I am just thinking
I bet it is all me dreaming

Yeah I mistake songs quite a bit. I have еще ,but won't say.

Across the Universe by the Beatles
Me: Jacuru dave, ahhhhh ...oooohhh
Song: Jai Guru Deva, om ...oooohhh

Me: Haunts me and a like a restless wind inside a letter box
Song: Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box

Jet by Paul McCartney
Me: I thought the major was a lady, except for a jet
Song: I thought the major was a lady suffragette

Me: Ah major, want jet to always Любовь me
Song: Ah mater, want jet to always Любовь me

Michelle by the Beatles
Me: Michelle, my bell,
these are words that go together well, my Michelle
Michelle my bell, sunday mo key von Trey be an ensamble, Trey be an ensemble

Song: Michelle, ma belle,
These are words that go together well, my Michelle
Michelle, ma belle,
Sont de mo qui von tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble

In my defense, Across the Universe and Michelle had other languages lol
And Jet is just plain hard to understand...

Snow Patrol: It's Beginning To Get To Me.

Actual Lyrics: That all this fighting with aching joints
I hear: That all this fighting with бекон, бэкон joints.

oh gods so many songs but one that annoys me the most:
Alicia Keys empire state of mind:
lyrics: Baby, I'm from New York
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
There's nothing Ты can't do

me: in new york! i think im gonna be a tomato! theres nothing Ты cant do!

ya i cant listen to that song without cringeing

"Riders on the Storm" by The Doors
Actual lyrics-"Like a dog without a bone, an actor out on loan."
What I heard-"Bite a fog without a bone and Актёрское искусство out alone"
I was like 8 when this happened, but...