What are the best Вопросы to ask Siri??

"Where could I hide a dead body?" XD

"What does the лиса, фокс say?" XD

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HEEHEE siri do u have boobs, siri do u have a penis, siri r u married, siri r u a girl или a boy, siri r u gay или lesbo HEHEHE

Siri, will Ты marry me?
Siri, do Ты Любовь me?
Siri, where's the joker? (use Бэтмен voice)
Siri, where's the nearest bridge to fall off?