If Ты were to wake up in the middle of night to see this thing in the picture staring down at you. What would Ты do?

"Molly, go back to bed." Uh, Just kidding. I'd probaby pull the Nope-I-don't-want procedure.
Step 1: Say nope.
Step 2: Pull covers over head and ignore the footsteps and blanket rustles.
Step 3: Wait until noon before leaving the Dome of Nope.

I'd probably be all like:

"OH MY F*CKING SH*T"

And then grab the nearest thing that could be used as a weapon and attack it.

Then i'd run out of the room screaming "MOM" and just go sleep in my parents room...

I'm badass like that >.>

Honestly I think I'd faint.

Call it a b*tch before slapping it.Then I would rip it's head off and would hang it of a flagpole,just waiting to see how long it would take for it to get it's head down.

Pull my gun out from under my подушка and shoot the goddamn thing.

umm... Hello?

I wouldn't be able to say anything and after a few secs i will check her features and say - nice hair!

Sht myself.
Scream.
Hol-y-y Shittty Fckk!!!!
Throw stuff.
And call my mom.

Just being honest. lol

Scream grab the nearest sharp object and stab the shit out of it

I would open my eyes and see it staring down at me and I would be terrified but I would think it's just a nightmare. I would still react If I didn't pass out I would probably перфоратор, удар, пунш it in the face and run out of my house and down the улица, уличный screaming.

I'd think it was a dream, and I'd start being weird. And then I realize . . . It's not a dream . . .
"Nopenopenopenopenopenope!"
And then hide in a little ball under the covers until it goes away. And then if doesn't go away within a day? Well then I grab all the glass and plastic things I tend to keep in and around my постель, кровати (don't ask) and attack it like a badass.

I'd think(or pray that) its dream and then go back to sleep.
Thats my usual reaction to every nightmare! XD

Hi Mom, what's up?

...

hi slendy

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I would say sup and go back to sleep

Start shrieking and throw pillows at it. (Yep, that would do so much good XP)

It's not even scary...but I would probably scream. I would really like to know how it got into my house.