What would Ты do if someone called Ты fat and than украл, палантин the things Ты had in your pockets/carried and ran off?

Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty! *Runs after him/her*

I would ran after him/her and перфоратор, удар, пунш him/her straight in the face and call him/her a (beep)!

I'd kick his/her a**.

make them pay

Well, considering I'm underweight and don't usually carry things with me, I'd wonder what the hell happened.

Well, if they called me fat I wouldn't mind because I know I'm not. Other than that I would probably be in complete shock afterwards and I would most likely call the cops