How to become a fancy waiter in less than 20 minutes?

Like so:

Take everything I do on Fanpop and basically don't do it. Also if you're a girl, act like Ты have a crush on your patrons

Step one: Bow tie
Step two: Walk around with your nose in the air and don't slouch
Step three: British или French accent (Note: This is the most important step)
Step four: Silver plate with wine and a baguette.



Now you're a fancy waiter.

LOL XD

Good luck with that, m8.