SELLING CONDOMS!

THAT WAS A LIE AND I APOLOGIZE! MANY OF Ты MUST PROBABLY HAVE BEEN EXPECTING SOMEONE ELSE!

WE HAVE WEENIES HOWEVER AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, LET ME TELL Ты ABOUT OUR NOBLE PURPOSE!

WE STRIVE FOR TRUE LIBERATION! A WORLD BLESSED WITH ANARCHY AND THE FREEDOM THAT IS PROVIDED BY THE WEENIE!

''SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE ADULT BEHAVIOR'' IS NOTHING BUT A MEANS OF DECEPTION AND SUBJUGATION!

Присоединиться US NOW AND SEE THE ONE TRUTH OF THE WORLD WITH YOUR VERY OWN EYES! NOW, PREACH!

ALL HAIL W E E N I E!

THOSE THAT COMPLY WILL GET TWO IN THE PRIZE OF ONE!