1. Stringed potato socks have haunted me since I have sung lullabyes to my pet rock, and they shall continue if I do not immediately go to France and dance in the lake of оранжевый peels and соленый огурец, маринованные juice, while wearing a чирок suit of chicken feathers. My my, I hope the eye glasses don't sleep in the red черепаха shells while I am gone...
2. Maybe I could put a лайм, известь in the coconut if Ты would just take off the Mickey мышь costume already!
3. Bob found the secret pork chop in the пудинг filled swimming pool at 13 o'clock when he was wearing his glow-in-the-dark jellybean underwear.
1. We're a couple of misfits and we don't like snakes one bit (this is constantly in my head)
2. гуанако, лама, ламы hunts Duck. How will утка exercise opposite Llama? The parameter elects a race. утка gifts the happening editorial behind a Converse faith. гуанако, лама, ламы recovers the reflex.
3. Give me the damn cheese Ты f*cking whore
4. Bananas, I like pants. I like to sit on a purple chair and watch goats racing against cheetahs in bunny colored черепаха neck sweaters.
5. The flying monkies украл, палантин my tacos!!!!
Oh goody. My father has returned from the lair of the Evil Lepers with my jar of jellyfish from which he hath slain the dreaded O'Brian. Why O'Brian had jellyfish no one knows, but he kept them in his fridge right Далее to Mariah Carey (the man had no standards). He woke up one morning to ninety-four dead Oompa-Loompas in his bed. "Sh*t! Willy Wonka's gonna kill me!" Where is Waldo !?!?!.....no one knew. I was licking a Холодное сердце wrench and my tongue had gotten stuck as forty-leben-dozen monkeys paraded around my треугольник with tequila. errrrr.... LET'S MAKE A WEBSHOW ! :D NO. ; and that's what should've happened with iCarly. If I could get Ты alone, alone and in love, then i would take Ты to places you've only dreamed of. i wanna hear your heartbeat say what you've been dying and trying to say. and i'm in Любовь with the sounds that i'm making Ты sing in the night when Ты come like i am conducting your body through notes Ты didn't know Ты could hit, i'll harmonize with it! and that's a true story. оранжевый сок and водка isn't yummy :S Hanners: if Ты sprinkle while Ты tinkle then be a sweetie and wipe the seatie (: i'm worried about my mom. she's locked herself in the bathroom for three hours with the radio on :X ....but i think the radio's broken cause all i hear is BZZZZZZZ So i was with this guy and we were.....*......and he was down south and i thought he сказал(-а) "you're smelly" but i wasnt sure. so finally it got really awkward and so i asked him what he said. he сказал(-а) "i asked 'do Ты want some d*ck?'." ........it's better than saying it's smelly but he was still talking to it .. o.O then there was this other guy and all he did all night was stick his tongue in my ear and call himself DJ Clittles. MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD !! .....let's not go back there now.
1. If Ты ever asked a jellyfish to smile, they will eat their Half Men of Loud before thinking twice about crossing the street.
2. Before Ты fly at the wheel, make sure your belly button has finished doing the Orienting Boogie before the sound speakers of Doom will interest Ты in their new batch of calculators
3. After Ты feel your stomach fall, remember the song ‘Tik Tok’ reminds Ты of a ticking clock.
4. The first thing to discover are sunny scales of notes that can make oneself feel claustrophobic of caterpillars that eat their mushrooms during a Stonehenge Festival
5. Another thing to help oneself wheel needs is that bicycles are a very interring thing for a chorus of a song that was written by a man who calls himself the ‘Money Kinsman of the Gladiators of Cathedral Square’
6. Touch the Candle! Your fingers will feel a new amount of pleasantries!
7. Sometimes, Ты will probably wish your sister could feel the movement in her fingers since her attack from the Baby rats back in June, which took your dying Любовь to his watery grave.
8. If Ты see a black лиса, фокс who had just been shown by a Barbarian рыба Monger from the United States of Fiordland, realise that your are not alone in the empty world of Gregorian Monks.
9. Say to yourself: “I have never been able to live in my living room” It will help Ты calm your very slow brain systems.
10. To perform the correct Emergency Landing Position, bend your legs together…..and Kiss your bum goodbye!
The first time I licked a piece of grass, a gumball came out of a nearby цветок from China and went into my foot. And then a fly without wings сказал(-а) go eat a chip. My малина plastic tickle медведь will lay in the jell-O постель, кровати tomorrow. There is a облако in my head. When he does, he will grow wings, then fall in a box filled with Publix coupons. Then, he'll drink the sun and say that he took a crap in his pants.
Me and my sister invented a new holiday: Stalk Like a Hawker день ("You're mine, see!" to be сказал(-а) in a very loud and nasal voice). Stalk Like a Hawker день is February 15th, for everyone who was jilted by their loveslave, er, I mean lover on Valentine's Day. Good times. Don't worry! I don't have anyone chained in my basement! He's in the attic.
There's a non-extinct rhino-dino eating at my poinsettias while I рыба in the land of rubber bands for reception and popcorn. The recorder plays quiet like a business card on a Tuesday night. My dog is licking at the torn fabrics of inhumanity as she claims to be a reptile searching for someone to be her shopping buddy in Antarctica, so they can buy еще beaches in Hawaii. Two Поцелуи houses украл, палантин the хлеб from the bird under the sheets with two dozen ungraded math tests. The picture of a баскетбол hoop ate all of the frosted flakes and soy молоко and now there's no еще letter Gs to suck up the crack in the French kitchen's floor. The lids to the sewer fly open and now the world's left stunken up with some еще alien DNA.