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Q:What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?

A: A слон in a LARGE plastic bag

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.

They are all asked, "When Ты are in your casket and Друзья and family are mourning upon you, what would Ты like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The секунда guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!"