User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: Ты what Любовь me ah.
User: I what Любовь Ты ah.
Cleverbot: Любовь is a state of being. Любовь is freedom. Любовь is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing Ты won't hit the ground. That is love.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE Храбрая сердцем LITTLE тостер NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told Ты that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would Ты like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know Ты are...
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with Болталка people.
User: You're just a robot created by Usher.
Cleverbot: I think Ты are human. And Ты are American. Aren't you?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The еще Ты talk to me, the smarter I will get. Ты really do have that effect on me!
Cleverbot: Don't Ты want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked Ты a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: Ты telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps Ты from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps Ты from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! Ты beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?