1. I wish Ты were a door so I could slam Ты all day.

2. Nice legs...what time do they open?

3. Do Ты work for UPS? I thought I saw Ты checking out my package.

4. You've got 206 Кости in your body, want one more?

5. Can I buy Ты a drink или do Ты just want the money?

6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted постель, кровати Thrasher: have Ты seen one?

8. I'm fighting the urge to make Ты the happiest woman on earth tonight.

9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and Ты can blow the hell outta me.

10. I wish Ты were a пони Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride Ты all день long for a quarter.

11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

12. I'd really like to see how Ты look when I'm naked.

13. Is that a ladder in your stockings или the stairway to heaven?

14. Ты might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

15. Are those real?

16. Ты must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing Ты do with your tongue.

18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be Ты by morning.

19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

20. Ты know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name шерри, херес Titsbottom?

23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

25. Do Ты believe in Любовь at first sight или should I walk by again?

26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone сказал(-а) Ты were looking for me.

27. My friend wants to know if Ты think I'M cute.

28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

29. My name isn't Elmo, but Ты can tickle me anytime Ты want to.

30. I know молоко does a body good, but DAMN, how much have Ты been drinking?

31. If Ты were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

32. Wanna come over for some пицца and sex? No? Why? Don't Ты like pizza?

33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go Главная without me.

34. Do Ты sleep on your stomach? Can I???

35. Do Ты wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

36. I Остаться в живых my puppy. Can Ты help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get Ты out of these wet clothes.

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