The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.
Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke the words. She sounded like she had a cold или something. I waited patiently and the stall Далее to the woman who sounded like a man opened up. A middle aged lady came out, she had оранжевый hair, but I didn’t pay attention, I just went in and did MY business.
Ellen’s P.O.V
After Tabby went in the bathroom, I waited for her. The woman came out of the stall her. She washed her brown hands and then puffed her hair up. And then she сказал(-а) this, “Is yours natural?” I looked around, looking for someone else. “Umm, what?” I asked. She laughed as if I just asked what color was my hair. “You’re hair!” She said. “Are Ты a natural blonde?” I looked at her as if I were unsure of what to say. “Yeah.” I сказал(-а) finally. “Oh, that’s good, it’s so hard to find people who have natural hair, these days.” I laughed with her and then she сказал(-а) something Ты would never believe. “What school do Ты go to?” What was wrong with this woman? “Um, Sultan High School!” She looked at me like I was an alien from Neptune! “Who’s your homeroom teacher?” she asked. “Uh, Mr. Congrooves.” I said. “OH! Tell him Dr. Z сказал(-а) Hi!” Just then, Tabby came out, and Dr. Z walked out the door.
“Why would Ты tell her what school we go to?!?” Tabby asked me as she washed her hands.
{This was a true story, this happened to me and my friend during my birthday weekend. We told my parents, and they laughed. It was a funny experience, that probably me nor her will ever forget!}
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.
Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke the words. She sounded like she had a cold или something. I waited patiently and the stall Далее to the woman who sounded like a man opened up. A middle aged lady came out, she had оранжевый hair, but I didn’t pay attention, I just went in and did MY business.
Ellen’s P.O.V
After Tabby went in the bathroom, I waited for her. The woman came out of the stall her. She washed her brown hands and then puffed her hair up. And then she сказал(-а) this, “Is yours natural?” I looked around, looking for someone else. “Umm, what?” I asked. She laughed as if I just asked what color was my hair. “You’re hair!” She said. “Are Ты a natural blonde?” I looked at her as if I were unsure of what to say. “Yeah.” I сказал(-а) finally. “Oh, that’s good, it’s so hard to find people who have natural hair, these days.” I laughed with her and then she сказал(-а) something Ты would never believe. “What school do Ты go to?” What was wrong with this woman? “Um, Sultan High School!” She looked at me like I was an alien from Neptune! “Who’s your homeroom teacher?” she asked. “Uh, Mr. Congrooves.” I said. “OH! Tell him Dr. Z сказал(-а) Hi!” Just then, Tabby came out, and Dr. Z walked out the door.
“Why would Ты tell her what school we go to?!?” Tabby asked me as she washed her hands.
{This was a true story, this happened to me and my friend during my birthday weekend. We told my parents, and they laughed. It was a funny experience, that probably me nor her will ever forget!}
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ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that Ты have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask Вопросы to a magic 8 ball and take the Ответы seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when Ты find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when Ты see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Болталка person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that Ты have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask Вопросы to a magic 8 ball and take the Ответы seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when Ты find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when Ты see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Болталка person!
raindrops on Розы and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp яблоко strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp яблоко strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws Еда at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid Вопросы (ex: What do библиотека cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a день when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who Ты think she is
*She throws Еда at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid Вопросы (ex: What do библиотека cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a день when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who Ты think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book by its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders или u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id Любовь to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break Ты down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to Ты that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating Комментарии about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why Ты like what Ты do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do Ты do it? Do Ты have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever Ты do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to Ты that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating Комментарии about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why Ты like what Ты do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do Ты do it? Do Ты have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever Ты do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent банан even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a банан is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but Ты can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a еще stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are клубы song)
банан банан овца, овцы are there Друзья
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a банан is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but Ты can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a еще stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are клубы song)
банан банан овца, овцы are there Друзья
BANANAS
one день that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny сказал(-а) hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first дата ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him Главная AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO Главная AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE сказал(-а) WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE сказал(-а) COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton Конфеты road like 45 like секунды назад and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like Ты like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went Главная and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like день in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't Ты wanna mix cotton Конфеты and popscicles!
That was like a like better like день in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't Ты wanna mix cotton Конфеты and popscicles!
Эй,
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