A
is for Arteries.
Ты know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for Ты Ты twit she was only after your money and could have дана a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when Ты took her out and she сказал(-а) "I'm not hungry" so Ты figured Ты could take her to a nice place because Ты were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate еще than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So Ты flip the bill and are broke for the Далее two weeks and she wonders why Ты were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if Ты can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, Ты figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to дата her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't Переместить very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on вверх she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She сказал(-а) she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing Ты for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my Любовь but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured Ты with the truth. She also tortured Ты with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying Ты hate that сука is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason Ты were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for Ты suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what Ты got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to Ты about taking what P stands for. It also means Ты won't get any for a week.
is for Arteries.
Ты know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for Ты Ты twit she was only after your money and could have дана a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when Ты took her out and she сказал(-а) "I'm not hungry" so Ты figured Ты could take her to a nice place because Ты were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate еще than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So Ты flip the bill and are broke for the Далее two weeks and she wonders why Ты were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if Ты can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, Ты figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to дата her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't Переместить very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on вверх she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She сказал(-а) she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing Ты for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my Любовь but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured Ты with the truth. She also tortured Ты with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying Ты hate that сука is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason Ты were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for Ты suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what Ты got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to Ты about taking what P stands for. It also means Ты won't get any for a week.
Ok let me tell Ты 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person Ты don't know
2)Then twirl another Болталка persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a Болталка persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool Пение the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and Показать them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a Болталка person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person Ты don't know
2)Then twirl another Болталка persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a Болталка persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool Пение the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and Показать them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a Болталка person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!