-Last night I lay in постель, кровати looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-The only reason people get Остаться в живых in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-The road to success is always under construction.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-If Ты die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist сказал(-а) something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only Ты get the warm feeling that it brings.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The Далее day, she locked me in the cellar.
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-You tried your best and Ты failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-One of the great things about Книги is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
-He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor
-The only reason people get Остаться в живых in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-The road to success is always under construction.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-If Ты die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist сказал(-а) something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only Ты get the warm feeling that it brings.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The Далее day, she locked me in the cellar.
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-You tried your best and Ты failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-One of the great things about Книги is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
-He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor
1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his Друзья good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks или anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same Музыка as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff или make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. LOL JK JK JK (Thats just me)
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his Друзья good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks или anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same Музыка as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff или make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. LOL JK JK JK (Thats just me)