1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I украл, палантин a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag Ты down and beat Ты with experience.
3. Going to church doesn't make Ты Christian even еще then standing in a гараж makes Ты a car.
4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the Список though.
5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.
6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.
7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at Главная even if Ты wish they were.
8. I thought I wanted a career- turns out all I wanted was paychecks.
9. At a train station a train stops. At a bus station a bus stops. At my desk, I have a work station. Thats where my work stops.
10. When tempted to fight огонь with огонь remember the огонь department usually uses water.
11. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
12. You're never too old to learn something extremely stupid.
13. I'm not crazy- I'm just mentally insane.
14. Don't die. Its bad for your health.
15. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a white акула или if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
16. why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for miss america?
2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag Ты down and beat Ты with experience.
3. Going to church doesn't make Ты Christian even еще then standing in a гараж makes Ты a car.
4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the Список though.
5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.
6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.
7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at Главная even if Ты wish they were.
8. I thought I wanted a career- turns out all I wanted was paychecks.
9. At a train station a train stops. At a bus station a bus stops. At my desk, I have a work station. Thats where my work stops.
10. When tempted to fight огонь with огонь remember the огонь department usually uses water.
11. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
12. You're never too old to learn something extremely stupid.
13. I'm not crazy- I'm just mentally insane.
14. Don't die. Its bad for your health.
15. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a white акула или if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
16. why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for miss america?
from the internet :)
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Кеша babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds Ты of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Барби girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his Главная adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he Ответы he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Кеша babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds Ты of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Барби girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his Главная adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he Ответы he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying Болталка things until u cry laughing
5. continue Чтение this
6. Walk up to siblings and say Болталка things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up сойка, джей leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add Болталка people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying Болталка things until u cry laughing
5. continue Чтение this
6. Walk up to siblings and say Болталка things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up сойка, джей leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add Болталка people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely Болталка things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as Ты can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as Ты can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend Ты try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as Ты can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as Ты can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend Ты try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The вверх six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as Ты have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command или File Name" is about as informative as
"If Ты don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as Ты make a commitment to one, Ты find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as Ты have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command или File Name" is about as informative as
"If Ты don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as Ты make a commitment to one, Ты find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around Ты has an attitude problem
2.your adding Шоколад chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything Ты say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive Ты crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and Ты just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to перфоратор, удар, пунш someone without a reason
12.if Ты start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if Ты were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give Ты 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so Ты know*
2.your adding Шоколад chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything Ты say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive Ты crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and Ты just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to перфоратор, удар, пунш someone without a reason
12.if Ты start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if Ты were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give Ты 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so Ты know*