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Application For Permission To дата My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical Сообщить from your physician.
дата of Birth:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Do Ты have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:
Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers или sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____
Do Ты own или have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____
Do Ты have an earring, nose ring, или belly button ring? ____
Do Ты have a tattoo? ____
If Ты have answered YES to #3, #4 или #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.
In fifty words или less, what does Late mean to you?
In fifty words или less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?
In fifty words или less, what does Abstinence mean to you?
In fifty words или less, what does Real Pain mean to you?
Church/Temple Ты attend: ____________________________
How often do Ты attend: ____________________________
When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________
Please fill in the blanks:
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________
A woman's place is in the ____________________________
The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________
When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________
Note: If answer begins with "T" или "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised
What do Ты want to be if Ты grow up?
I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture или mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________
Thank Ты for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. Ты will be contacted in Письмо if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.