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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone Ты love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard или hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as Ты open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 минуты или so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring или your nails on the blackboard Далее time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. Далее концерт Ты go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.

7. Whenever someone asks Ты a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"

8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do Ты think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.

9. Give yourself a really big молоко mustache at the breakfast таблица and refuse to wipe it off.

10. Send emails to your Друзья with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.

11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as Ты can at the punchline every single time.

12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.

13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after Ты take a shower, of course).

14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."

15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.

16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.

17. Break into your Избранное celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.

18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.

19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.

20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two минуты while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.

21. Put grapes inside your mom's Избранное slippers.

22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"

23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"

24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' Рождество song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.

25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.

26. When Ты go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as Ты pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.

27. When your brother или sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".

28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.

29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.

30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.

31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"

32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere Ты go.

33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"

34. At a party, keep telling one of your Друзья she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did Ты eat tuna for lunch?"

35. When anyone says, "Can I ask Ты a question?" say, "You just did."

36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.

37. Make up a joke that takes 10 минуты to tell and has no punchline.

38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"

39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.

40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that Ты smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.

41. Give the person walking in front of Ты a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.

42. Далее party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.

43. In the cafeteria, pretend Ты dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get Ты a napkin.

44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"

45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 минуты from the end.

46. Go to the библиотека and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.

47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.

48. Spend an entire день speaking with a really fake British accent.

49. When you're in the passenger сиденье, место, сиденья and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"

50. Blow kisses at everyone Ты meet at the mall.
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Giving up might as well be a curse word, because giving up is a truly bad thing to do. If Ты want to succeed in life giving up is the worst thing to do. No matter how bad things get there are always chances to make life better. If Ты give up on your dreams Ты are also giving up on your chances...
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Welcome back mates! In case Ты missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this Статья series is all about.

In the last episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and Болталка scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked Ты all for ideas in the Комментарии section below! That's also how this Показать will be running from now on, so if Ты like this series, then don't forget to Фан and leave a Комментарий below on what Ты guys and gals want me to create in the Далее episode!

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sweetest poison run into my mouth
bittersweet in taste
what Ты think I would do
i still just in Любовь with Ты
your kisses are like огонь
Ты take me to the stars and higher.
dark is the night,
but if we colouring dreams, it will be shine light.
a breeze of wind is in the air
it´s flying a leaf into your hair.
my сердце is flying like a butterfly.
Let`s be together Ты and I.
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