I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Розы are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at Ты trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can Kiss a guy* a bird can Kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can Kiss the grass* but Ты my friend!! yes you!! Ты CAN Kiss MY ASS*******

If Ты didn't have feet Ты wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do Ты wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for Ты %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but Ты need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like Ты are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told Ты I thought Ты were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not Ты again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Ты abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called Ты first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick Ты should wear a condom on your head so Ты can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. Ты just helped me realize it.

Until Ты called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If Ты ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would Ты say when Ты got there?

Wow, Ты looked a lot hotter from a distance!

Отменить my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer Ты the first 25 times, what makes Ты think the Далее 25 will work?

how do Ты keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like Ты fell out of the ugly дерево and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to Ты seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop Ты when Ты were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made Ты but we all make mistakes.

Remember Иисус loves Ты but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't Ты go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less Вопросы and a little еще shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this Список doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When Ты were born Ты were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom сказал(-а) never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! Ты must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like Ты but if Ты really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

Ты know the drill! Ты leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They сказал(-а) they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are Ты bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to Ты and your stupid nonsense.

Ты dont know me, Ты just wish Ты did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't Ты go play in traffic?!

Ты have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont Ты take a день off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!