1. Болталка ninjas will NOT jmup down from the sky and pull the fir alarm during math class. we aplogozie for this inconvenience.
2. ^Scratch that, not many epic things fall from the sky, except dead hawks.
3. Just Чтение about Hetalia: Axiz Powers on Wikipedia and you've seen the iParty with Виктория-победительница Episode, and as soon as Ты read about Russia stalking China as a panda медведь Ты recognized the reference, shoutin "All has become clear", you're insane.
4. If Ты see Foamy the белка flying around your science class, Ты deserve an invisible cupcake.
5. If you've ever been at SCHOOL and locked someone out, whether outside или just out of the class, the universe laughs so much it gives Ты ten karma points
6. ^Give или take a few
7. If you're listening to one song, and are Пение или humming another JUST to see if anyone noticed, you're maintening a helthy level of insanity.
8. ^You also maintain a helthy level if you've ever done anything on the lists of things to do in Walmart
9. I can't believe you're still reading
10. Karma is actualy the univere's crual humor.