Sam is 7 years old,has brown hair,And is a girl,This Christmas,her school is doing something where kids can buy stuff for their families,For Christmas,"So what are Ты gonna get?"Sam's friend,Chloe,asked."I don't know,It's a week away though."Sam said."Well,I hope there will be earrings!My mom goes crazy over those!"Chloe said.
"Well,Bye Chloe!My rides here!See Ты tomorrow!"Sam сказал(-а) as she ran to her car."Hey Mom,Guess what?" "What?"Her mom asked."In a week,All the students are gonna be able to buy stuff for their families for Christmas!!"Sam excitedly told her mom."Really?
Isn't Santa gonna buy everything for us?"Mom asked.
"You're silly mommy!"Sam said."Santa isn't real Sam!"Sam's brother,Aaron,said."Aaron!Of course Santa is real!"Mom snapped to Aaron."You're just saying that so Sam-" "AARON!Not one еще word!"Mom interrupted."Yeah!Aaron!Santa is real!You just can't get him on video because hes magical!"Sam told her Brother."Are Ты kidding me?First Santa,now Magic?I can't believe Ты two!"Aaron said.Ten akward минуты later...They got home."DADDY!!!"Sam сказал(-а) as she looked for her dad."Yes???"Dad said
"Well,Bye Chloe!My rides here!See Ты tomorrow!"Sam сказал(-а) as she ran to her car."Hey Mom,Guess what?" "What?"Her mom asked."In a week,All the students are gonna be able to buy stuff for their families for Christmas!!"Sam excitedly told her mom."Really?
Isn't Santa gonna buy everything for us?"Mom asked.
"You're silly mommy!"Sam said."Santa isn't real Sam!"Sam's brother,Aaron,said."Aaron!Of course Santa is real!"Mom snapped to Aaron."You're just saying that so Sam-" "AARON!Not one еще word!"Mom interrupted."Yeah!Aaron!Santa is real!You just can't get him on video because hes magical!"Sam told her Brother."Are Ты kidding me?First Santa,now Magic?I can't believe Ты two!"Aaron said.Ten akward минуты later...They got home."DADDY!!!"Sam сказал(-а) as she looked for her dad."Yes???"Dad said
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If Ты were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was Далее to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Конфеты in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Конфеты Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Любовь these!),a lot еще too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If Ты were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was Далее to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Конфеты in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Конфеты Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Любовь these!),a lot еще too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four год old Amber,
A 12 год old Kennedy,A 5 год old Harper,And then there's 9 год old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her Куклы back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do Ты want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in тостер for half a minute.
*Ten минуты later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do Ты know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked Ты as the Babysitter cause Ты have 7 siblings and Ты all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 год old Kennedy,A 5 год old Harper,And then there's 9 год old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her Куклы back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do Ты want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in тостер for half a minute.
*Ten минуты later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do Ты know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked Ты as the Babysitter cause Ты have 7 siblings and Ты all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. Ты grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. Ты take фото of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when Ты sneeze.
5. Ты don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and Ты don’t even work there.
7. Ты spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Кошки are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. Ты can’t even remember your секунда cup.
10. Ты can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. Ты take фото of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when Ты sneeze.
5. Ты don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and Ты don’t even work there.
7. Ты spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Кошки are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. Ты can’t even remember your секунда cup.
10. Ты can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five еще songs, can Ты believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even сказал(-а) that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her Далее CD Rebecca promises to have a еще natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress