1. Don't set things on огонь 2.Don't mock hollister
3. NEVER say "who wants an Эмо hug?"
4. Never call justin bieber a piece of crap
5. Don't write "lying ho" on thier locker
6. Don't correct their grammar
7. Don't say, "God hates you"
8. Never say "I saw Ты at the abortion clinic"
9. Don't tell them their "special"
10. NEVER, EVER, ask, "Was your mom working streets last night?"
11. Never threaten to beat them with a shoe
12. Don't say they have a special medical condition called "bitchitus"
I've learned from personal experience, and no offense, don't mean to affend anyone :)