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These are just some, еще will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If Ты get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, Ты must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-Homophobes
-People who don't thank Ты when Ты open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people by their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if Ты aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael Jackson club and see my point.)
-Homework
-School
-Dolores Umbridge
-Skeptics of every little thing. No I don't mean I hate atheists или agnostics.
-Tumblr (No one murder me.)
-Rules
-People who disrespect their parents for no reason, like if your parents have always been nice and not strict to Ты and Ты just shit on their paperwork или something. Not cool, man.
-People who think they're all awesome and brag about it so much
-Make up
-Girly shit
-Rule 34, especially when applied to ponies. *shudder*
-Fanwhores and any other breed of attention whore.
-People who send Знаменитости death threats just because they don't like their music
-DIAMOND FUCKING TIARA. The little cunt...
-Fanpop stalkers...
-When I can't remember what I was gonna type on Google или go into a room and can't remember what I was gonna do...
-Dummkopf's who spam with shit no one cares about.
-Human interaction. It terrifies me, yo.
-When people get mad at me for cussing. On the INTERNET. Da hell?!
-Work
-Just plain doing things
-Being blamed for things I didn't do
-The fact that my ConspiracyKeanu account got suspended. Wasn't trolling, dammit
-Fucktards who think they're better than everyone else because they dress normal
-People who ship the stupidest, most unrelated shit!
-Shipping in general (Don't kill me for this either, it's just a waste of time and stupid to me.)
-FARMVILLE, DAMMIT. Lame-ass shit dude.
-The fact that Ты can't get in the army if you've ever broken a bone или whatever.
-HUMANITY.
-When Ты start to like songs или other things like that Ты used to hate with a fiery passion.
-When people says "It's a free country" on the internet. Dummkopf not everyone on the internet is American.
-The word "swag" and every fucker who over-uses it.


K I'll add еще later bai for now.


Now for an unrelated picture to lighten the angry mood of something I most certainly don't hate.
 Because why the fuck not.
Because why the fuck not.
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All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so...
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 Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
1st of all....this is my 1st story so I know It's bad and please please don't be rude to me. I'm just at the beginning of learning how to write good. So hope Ты like the story.
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, Ты see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I Любовь Животные so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be еще precisely in London. In a small,...
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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say Ты Любовь me! Say Ты Любовь me!
BOY : Ты Любовь me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will Ты give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't Ты ever want to improve??
BOY : I Любовь Ты and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would Ты stay there??
SHARON : Have Ты ever had a hot passionate,...
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posted by mae_cait_001
1.Always be fresh and beautiful 2.Apply make-up but not too much(coz u will look like a white lady!scary!) 3.Have a pleasing smile when he looks at u 4.Dont loose confidence when u see him.dont get nervous,say a simple"hi"who knows,maybe he'll reply u with a hello that u'd longed to hear 5.Show him ur good side! 6.Show him ur secret talents. 7.Wear dresses appropriate to his taste 8.Dont be so noisy when ur with him(guys dont like noisy girls 9.Always do things that u know he will like 10 IDK^-^just do anything,i dont know what 2 write with no.ten.
posted by karpach_13
New ways to order pizza
Are Ты tired of always ordering пицца the same way? Well, this lists will keep Ты entertained for over 90 пицца orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival пицца place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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