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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Болталка stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Болталка application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. Ты have no means to do so. Ты cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Ты know!!

Cleverbot: Ты are a computer, how can Ты Любовь a human being?

User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.

Cleverbot: Sure Ты are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.

User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: SO this is Melody?

Cleverbot: You?

User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.

Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.

User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!

Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...

User: Oh, I don't think so.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have Ты seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??

Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three год old!

User: I'm 903.

Cleverbot: What is your absolute Избранное piece of music?

User: That is not relevant... Have Ты seen the alien??

Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.

User: Ты sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....

Cleverbot: I'm positive Ты are.

User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...

Cleverbot: Doctor!?

User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.

Cleverbot: But Ты have all the time in the world.

User: That's true, but not right now.

Cleverbot: Where do Ты live?

User: In the TARDIS.

Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?

User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.

Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!

User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...

Cleverbot: Are Ты an agent.

User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.

Cleverbot: Can Ты travel in the TARDIS.

User: All of time and space.

Cleverbot: Define technitian.

User: Honestly, I think Ты can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.

Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.

User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.

Cleverbot: Well if Ты are not a computer program, what are you?

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..

Cleverbot: With the others?
posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, Единороги and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking Единороги are real???! Who сказал(-а) they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws Еда at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid Вопросы (ex: What do библиотека cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a день when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who Ты think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book by its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders или u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id Любовь to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. Ты don't say "I do not like" Ты have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the Фильмы that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their Фильмы look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If Ты haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know Ты shouldn't judge a movie by it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give Ты a секунда chance rather than jail time. I want Ты to go out this weekend and try to Показать others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see Ты back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge сказал(-а) to the first one,

"How did Ты do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did Ты tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break Ты down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to Ты that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating Комментарии about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why Ты like what Ты do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do Ты do it? Do Ты have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever Ты do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 еще seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and печенье and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, печенье and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are Ты fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh Ты must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: Ты don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: Ты can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent банан even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a банан is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but Ты can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a еще stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are клубы song)

банан банан овца, овцы are there Друзья
BANANAS
posted by jblovesme4ever
one день that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny сказал(-а) hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first дата ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him Главная AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO Главная AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE сказал(-а) WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE сказал(-а) COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
posted by dinglebell14
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton Конфеты road like 45 like секунды назад and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like Ты like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went Главная and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like день in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't Ты wanna mix cotton Конфеты and popscicles!
As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student или something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When Ты know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina...
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posted by Puppetmaster111
Эй, guys! My Друзья Sydney is on Fanpop now! She is on Lady gaga site and Skillet site! I am so far her only fan, so if Ты guys want to be a Фан of bubblegirl2 then go to the two клубы ubove there! Plez check out her profile! She is realy nice and cool and she is a christian, and realy cute! No I'm not a lesbian, but she told me to say that! She will be happy to Присоединиться Ты guys with your fans! So... pppplllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee!!!!!!
posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done by ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done by me, it is done by
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps вперед before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell Ты that I Любовь you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that Ты hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell Ты that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me Ты could care less.

I'm here to hug Ты when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell Ты how smart Ты are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell Ты that I Любовь you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that Ты hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before Ты read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, или even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take Ты down a dark road - one that once Ты start, Ты can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull Ты out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. Драконы say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. рыба say blub blub blub.

13. Единороги say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
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