Here is a Болталка game I saw online. Just think of Болталка ways Ты can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)
1) Take all of the drinks Ты can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground
2) (my Друзья do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to Болталка people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run
3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"
4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles Пение the mission impossible theme song
5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths out, jump out and yell "Run!"
6) randomly stand in the middle of the store and yell "GET AWAY FROM MY TURTLE!!!!!"
7) Climb onto the aisles thingy, where they hold the cold food, and blast the song "I just haven't met Ты yet" on the speakers, and start dancing.
8) Climb on вверх of the deli counter and moon everyone who passes ((someone's friend did this when he was drunk, he got arrested for indecent exposure, but it was funny when he mooned the cops who were coming to arrest him XD))
9) Have shopping тележка, корзина races down the aisles with your Друзья (did it, it was fun XD)
10) tell the manager to Kiss your a**!
11) During Halloween, take all the rubber rats and mice and place them all over the checkout counters when ppl aren't looking.
12) take the heads off of all the Барби Куклы and hide them all over the store for people to find
13) Climb up to the rafters, hook up some ropes, and you've got yourself a zipline from one end of the store to the other. Ты can also add a rocket booster for speed.
14) Put condoms on all the bananas and cucumbers
15) Take the barcode sticker thing and label them on different items (now that i think of it...I think I made some people cry..:P)
16) go up to the manager and ask, all innocently, "What's a slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am?"
17) Walk up to a Болталка guy and Kiss him then slap him and yell at him for not calling Ты back
18) Go up to someone who works there and say "I hear voices...do Ты see that person over there?" then point in a Болталка direction where there's no people then yell. "I FORGT MY MEDS!!!"
19) Streak!!!
20) go to the gum in front of a cashier and reach out for it then have your other hand stop it. and say "NO! the voices wont let me!"
21) film a video in there then evidently knock over a bunch of stuff while riding a mini kid bike. (learned this the hard way.)
22) Walk in wearing just a bra and underwear and say. "I left my clothes here"
23) run around the baby clothes section and ask if the clothes will fit your imaginary friend
24) sit in one of he tents (with a bowl of popcorn) and when people walk by, whisper "come into my lair..." and when/if they come in, start throwing the попкорн at them and yell "WHO INVITED Ты IN HERE?!"
25. Walk into the store and wearing a mental hospital платье, бальное платье and yelling, blame the manager for getting Ты pregnant. Then pull out a gun and threaten to kill everybody in the store if he doesn't marry you.9don't do it! Strongly not recommended!xD)
26. Hide in the clothes racks and whisper "Welcome to Narnia!"
(Don't try this for real life!)
1) Take all of the drinks Ты can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground
2) (my Друзья do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to Болталка people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run
3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"
4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles Пение the mission impossible theme song
5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths out, jump out and yell "Run!"
6) randomly stand in the middle of the store and yell "GET AWAY FROM MY TURTLE!!!!!"
7) Climb onto the aisles thingy, where they hold the cold food, and blast the song "I just haven't met Ты yet" on the speakers, and start dancing.
8) Climb on вверх of the deli counter and moon everyone who passes ((someone's friend did this when he was drunk, he got arrested for indecent exposure, but it was funny when he mooned the cops who were coming to arrest him XD))
9) Have shopping тележка, корзина races down the aisles with your Друзья (did it, it was fun XD)
10) tell the manager to Kiss your a**!
11) During Halloween, take all the rubber rats and mice and place them all over the checkout counters when ppl aren't looking.
12) take the heads off of all the Барби Куклы and hide them all over the store for people to find
13) Climb up to the rafters, hook up some ropes, and you've got yourself a zipline from one end of the store to the other. Ты can also add a rocket booster for speed.
14) Put condoms on all the bananas and cucumbers
15) Take the barcode sticker thing and label them on different items (now that i think of it...I think I made some people cry..:P)
16) go up to the manager and ask, all innocently, "What's a slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am?"
17) Walk up to a Болталка guy and Kiss him then slap him and yell at him for not calling Ты back
18) Go up to someone who works there and say "I hear voices...do Ты see that person over there?" then point in a Болталка direction where there's no people then yell. "I FORGT MY MEDS!!!"
19) Streak!!!
20) go to the gum in front of a cashier and reach out for it then have your other hand stop it. and say "NO! the voices wont let me!"
21) film a video in there then evidently knock over a bunch of stuff while riding a mini kid bike. (learned this the hard way.)
22) Walk in wearing just a bra and underwear and say. "I left my clothes here"
23) run around the baby clothes section and ask if the clothes will fit your imaginary friend
24) sit in one of he tents (with a bowl of popcorn) and when people walk by, whisper "come into my lair..." and when/if they come in, start throwing the попкорн at them and yell "WHO INVITED Ты IN HERE?!"
25. Walk into the store and wearing a mental hospital платье, бальное платье and yelling, blame the manager for getting Ты pregnant. Then pull out a gun and threaten to kill everybody in the store if he doesn't marry you.9don't do it! Strongly not recommended!xD)
26. Hide in the clothes racks and whisper "Welcome to Narnia!"
