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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask Ты say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing рубашка sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always Комментарий on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!

8.Wait Ты run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!

9.Talk about the most perverted thing Ты did and said!

10.Anyways,if Ты like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!

11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't Ты do that to my hot dog?" Ты simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^

12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!

13.If they don't like Kiss them Kiss them Kiss THEM!!!well be touchy!

14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!

15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!

16.Listening to perverted Музыка and sometimes Любовь songs

17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies

18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You Показ your stomach not boob showing,leg Показ no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm Показ no legs!

19.Always hang out with cute guys!!

20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, или shorts!

21.Look cute and be innoncent Актёрское искусство but not really *evil laugh*

22.Be confident and crazy

23.Be really pretty

24.Be a little popular

The End if it's bad F**K Ты IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK или сука AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!
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Alright basically the Название says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will Любовь and Ты don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is еще on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal Влюбленные или sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if Ты want but in my opinion make up...
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posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Супермен pajamas. Супермен wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do Ты know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' Избранное Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a лодка he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Япония is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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