This is your new language.
(This Статья is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)
1.Watch hours of Аниме each day, every day.
2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka"
3. Always talk about how Ты want to be "Miku-Chan"
when Ты get older.
4. On вверх of that, always
5.If Ты have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".
6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)
7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)
8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like Аниме in half Japanese and half English.
9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.
10. Make Фан characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.
11. Carry around a classic Аниме weapon with Ты everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)
13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun Поцелуи coz its kawaii dessuuu"
14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish"
15. Clog Форумы like Gaia Online
16. Fangirl или Fanboy obsessively. (This means еще than most of our users on here.)
17. Make sure Ты have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)
18.Cosplay at school, или any other inappropriate places.
19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U украл, палантин MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)
20. Live like Ты live in Japan. (This is an important step!
21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.
22.Constantly bring up the fact that Ты are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).
23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable Аниме features.
24. Actually make yourself believe that Ты are in that Аниме world/married to that character.
25. Eat nothing but Japanese Еда and refuse to eat anything else.
26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.
27.Make anyone who hates Аниме dead to you.
28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.
leave the house except
if it it to get Аниме DVD's, pocky, или other Asian stuff.
Kagami Kawaiine, Queen of all Weeaboos.
"Desu" does NOT in fact, make you Japanese