I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so Зачарованная by your beauty that I ran into that Стена over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime Ты passed by, just so I could stare at Ты a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but Ты owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Ты look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do Ты have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do Ты have a map? I'm getting Остаться в живых in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to Ты cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that Ты made me forget my pickup line.
Ты shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a звезда for every time Ты brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Ты know you're in Любовь when Ты can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if Ты had an extra сердце mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good Ты look.
Me without Ты is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby или is that just my сердце taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the день my children were born, the день I got married, and the день that I met you.
Are Ты from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are Ты an interior decorator? When i saw Ты the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if Ты were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Ты must be a hell of a thief because Ты украл, палантин my сердце from across the room.
Do Ты have a twin sister? Then Ты must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Ты look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If Ты were a booger I'd pick Ты first.
Do Ты know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I Любовь you.
Excuse me, I think Ты have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask Ты out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, Ты must be the prime rib.
Are Ты Остаться в живых ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make Ты the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My Любовь for Ты is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
baby you're so fine Ты make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet Ты $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do Ты have the time? [Tells Ты the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would Ты grab my arm so I can tell my Друзья I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have Остаться в живых my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hello are Ты married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear Ты say "happily".
Ты are like a Конфеты bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask Ты how Ты looked!
Did Ты clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when Ты left it?
Did Ты fart, cause Ты blew me away.
I don't have a библиотека card, but do Ты mind if I check Ты out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that Ангелы could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Ты are so fine, I wish I could plant Ты and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because Ты are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause Ты just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but Ты dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are Ты going to Kiss me или do I have to lie to my diary?
Are Ты cold? Ты look like Ты could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Ты know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, Ты put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy Ты a drink или do Ты just want the money?
Did the sun come out или did Ты just smile at me?
So there Ты are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do Ты believe in Любовь at first sight, или should I walk by again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when Ты have a weak heart.
Ты see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if Ты think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed Ты noticing me and I just wanted to give Ты notice that I noticed Ты too.
(As she is leaving) Эй,
aren't Ты forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When Ты fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were Ты talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know молоко does a body good, but baby, how much have Ты been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a Главная run with you.
I'm new in town. Could Ты give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If Ты were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was Ты father an alien? Because there's nothing else like Ты on Earth!
What time do Ты have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Фред Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this сиденье, место, сиденья taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone украл, палантин the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her рубашка label.] When they say, "What are Ты doing?" Ты respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm Остаться в живых at sea.
Ты know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but Ты can tickle me any time Ты want to.
Ты be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: Ты treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing или loving you, I would say "I Любовь you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because Ты are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress Ты или anything, but... I'm Batman!
Ты must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
Ты must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do Ты know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was Показ off.
Ты must be a Snickers, because Ты satisfy me.
Are Ты a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because Ты are the bomb.
Are Ты religious? Cause Ты are the Ответы to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, Ты add meaning to my life!
Baby, Ты are so fine I could put Ты on a plate and sop Ты up with a biscuit.
Is there a радуга today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
Ты remind me of a magnet, because Ты sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, или are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are Ты taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will Ты Kiss it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right Далее to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of Ты wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a звезда for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at Ты with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar медведь weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that Ты Любовь me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, или cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
baby. Ты got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do Ты pick 'Do Ты come here often?', 'What's your sign?', или 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would Ты hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time Далее год let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see Ты on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want Ты to think I'm ridiculous или anything, but Ты are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have Ты always been this cute, или did Ты have to work at it?
baby, Ты must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, Ты turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did Ты get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad день and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would Ты smile for me?
I hope Ты know CPR, cuz Ты take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do Ты do for a living?
If I told Ты that Ты had a great body, would Ты hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here или is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and Ты are...gorgeous!
So, what do Ты do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were Ты arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, Ты look really hot! Ты must be real reason for global warming.
Ты are the reason men fall in love.
Ты know the еще I drink, the prettier Ты get!
Ты know, I would die happy if I saw Ты naked just once!
Ты know, Ты might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Ты look like my third wife. [how many time have Ты been married?] Twice.
Ты make me melt like hot помадка, выдумка on a sundae.
Ты should be someone's wife.
Were Ты in Boy Scouts? Because Ты sure have tied my сердце in a knot.
Are Ты as beautiful on the inside as Ты are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! Ты look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot Ты would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm Письмо a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than Ты he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, Ты turn me on!
Hey, how did Ты do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, Ты have еще curves than a race track.
If Ты stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, Ты would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything еще pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Ты are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
Ты look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are Ты a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Ты are so beautiful that Ты give the sun a reason to shine.
Do Ты want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do Ты bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your жопа, попка is so nice that it is a shame that Ты have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because Ты just украл, палантин my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. Ты are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, Ты make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... Ты just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that Ты could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
Ты are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if Ты were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet Ты could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there сказал(-а) that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a пиво belly, It'a a fuel tank for a Любовь machine.
I don't know you, but I think I Любовь Ты already.
Ты know I'd like to invite Ты over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause Ты are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with Ты или winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do Ты have any sunscreen? 'Cause Ты are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're Ты staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause Ты sure are special.
If Ты could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth еще than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If Ты were a стейк Ты would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, Ты rock me like a hurricane!
Can Ты pull this heart-shaped Стрела out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
Ты Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell Ты that he needs my сердце back.