There was a super gorgeous girl named Sana . her stunning hairs, beautiful face , seductive lips were enough to tempt any boy to Kiss her , no girl could match her beauty despite of all good qualities there was something that was making her worried and sick and it was her mental condition , when she was 4 she was cursed by a WITCH that every день at 12 noon she would become mental for an час and she was told that a Kiss from a super hot boy will get her rid of the CURSE.....since then she desperately waited for that super hot boy ......... one день exactly at 12 noon she came out of her house and started beating kids playing in the park . she kept on beating innocent kids until a dog bitten her жопа, попка ...then she started running in pain and hits a boy and fells down on the ground . she opens her eyes and see a fucking hot, super superrrrrrrr hot boy standing over her head , the boy was sooooooooooo hot that the sun up in the sky took blanket to keep him self cool ... the boy gets on вверх of her , bends on her face , then takes her bottom lip into his mouth and nibbles it gently then sucks her tongue hard , sana kissed him back and she wanted еще and еще but the boy suddenly gets up in frustration and asks *CRAP when did Ты bathe last ?* , she replied *ummm ummmm ummmmmmm ummmmmmmmm i guess Never * . the boy yells at her *urghhhhhhhhhhhhhh* and leaves her alone but the good thing was that she finally got rid of CURSE , she gets up and jumps in the air * yay yay yay yay * suddenly a stone drops on her head *BANG* she looks back and see A GANG OF KIDS(whom she used to beat) with tools to beat her жопа, попка , she starts running madly and hits a pole and becomes mental forever......
1) Ben Dover
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator
Ты could actually use these names as prank call names. If Ты want to prank call Ты could also say:
12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic
I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee
blah blah blah (apparently this Статья was too short so I'mma post Болталка crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator
Ты could actually use these names as prank call names. If Ты want to prank call Ты could also say:
12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic
I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee
blah blah blah (apparently this Статья was too short so I'mma post Болталка crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!
WEIRD similarities between линкольн and Kennedy:
Abraham линкольн was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham линкольн was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives Остаться в живых their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
линкольн was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford.
линкольн was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Abraham линкольн was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham линкольн was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives Остаться в живых their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
линкольн was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford.
линкольн was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!
Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!
Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?
Oh no! I just Остаться в живых my Rolex!
Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...
Everybody stand back! I Остаться в живых my contact lens!
Could Ты stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.
Hey, let's make his leg twitch!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!
Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.
What do Ты mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!
Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!
Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!
Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?
Oh no! I just Остаться в живых my Rolex!
Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...
Everybody stand back! I Остаться в живых my contact lens!
Could Ты stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.
Hey, let's make his leg twitch!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!
Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.
What do Ты mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!
Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
1. go in your room and yell hysterically and when your parents come in, say i did that , i think NOT
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.
3.bark at everything your mom/dad says
4. have a подушка fight by your self
5.stare at your feet
6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth
7. pants someone
8. eat ketchup
9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)
10. act like a monkey
11. stalk your dog
12. run in circles at walmart
13. paint your cat или dog
14. see how much water Ты can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.
15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.
3.bark at everything your mom/dad says
4. have a подушка fight by your self
5.stare at your feet
6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth
7. pants someone
8. eat ketchup
9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)
10. act like a monkey
11. stalk your dog
12. run in circles at walmart
13. paint your cat или dog
14. see how much water Ты can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.
15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin