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posted by Princess_seki
    You may fall from the sky, Ты may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in Любовь with me.

Do Ты believe in Любовь at first sight, или should I walk by again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my библиотека card. Why? Because I am totally checking Ты out!!    

If a fat man puts Ты in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted Ты for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.    

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.    

People call me John, but Ты can call me Tonight!    

Did Ты have lucky charms for breakfast? Because Ты look magically delicious!    

See my friend over there? He wants to know if Ты think I'm cute.    

Do I know you? Cause Ты look a lot like my Далее girlfriend.    

Are Ты a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.    

You’re so beautiful Ты made me forget my pick up line.    

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?    

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving Ты when all the Розы die"    

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?    

Say "I bet I can Kiss Ты on the lips without touching you." and Kiss her, then tell her Ты Остаться в живых the bet.    

Are those Космос pants? Because your жопа, попка is out of this world!    

Would Ты sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...    

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.    

My Любовь for Ты is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!    

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm Остаться в живых at sea!    
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Can Ты take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!    

If Ты were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.    

Do Ты wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs сказал(-а) no too!    

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.    

There are 20 Ангелы in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.    

If I followed Ты home, would Ты keep me?    

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!    

I want to tell Ты your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.    

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.    

Do Ты know karate? Cause your body's kickin!    

I think it is time I tell Ты what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!    

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.    

Ты are so sweet Ты could put Hershey’s out of business.    

Did Ты fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!    

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.    

I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.    

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.    

I've noticed Ты noticing me and I'm just giving Ты notice that I've noticed you!    

If Ты were a booger I would pick Ты first.    

[man] Excuse me, would Ты like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I сказал(-а) u look really fat in those pants!    

Can Ты Kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?    

What do Ты and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!    

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.    

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!    

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.    

Ты must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.    

If Ты were a new hamburger at McDonald's, Ты would be a McGorgeous.    

Did the sun come up или did Ты just smile at me?    

Are Ты form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!    

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!    

Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.    

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call Ты или nudge you?    

Ты owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.    

Could Ты please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!    

Bond....James Bond    

Do Ты have any raisins? No? How about a date?    

I'm going outside to make out... care to Присоединиться me?    
Can I buy Ты a drink, или do Ты just want the money?    

i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard Ты were looking for me.    

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!    

Did it hurt when Ты fell? [Girl: Huh?] When Ты fell from heaven?    

Polar медведь (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.    

Are Ты a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.    

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?    

I must be lost… because I see paradise.    

If Ты were a laser Ты would be set on stunning.    

Ты don't sweat much for a fat chick.    

We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
    
You're ugly, but Ты intrigue me...    

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.    

Are Ты a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.    

(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.    

Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!    

I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!    

(She asks Ты the time) Its two flirty and the date's with Ты and me.    

Excuse me, did Ты just fart?    

Girl Ты so fine I wish I could plant Ты and grow a whole feild of y'all!    

Did something bad happen to Ты или are Ты just naturally ugly.
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