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Who do Ты have a crush on?

If Ты had to дата anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity Ты would want to make out with

Name five people Ты hate and why Ты hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have Ты ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If Ты did, what did Ты do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have Ты ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have Ты had your first kiss, if Ты have, were was it and who was it with?

Have Ты ever seen a parent naked?

Have Ты ever seen Животные reproducing?

Have Ты stalked anyone, if Ты have, who was it?

Have Ты ever typed up anything inappropriate on Facebook/Twitter?

Have Ты had a blind дата before, if Ты have, who was it with, and do we know him/her?

Have Ты ever accidentally grabbed someones butt?

Have Ты ever done anything illegal? If Ты have, what did Ты do?

Have Ты ever had beer/wine?

Have Ты ever cheated on Ты girlfriend/boyfriend with your Друзья girlfriend/boyfriend?

What was the biggest trouble you've ever gotten into? What was it about?

Have Ты ever licked anything off anyone? If Ты have, what did Ты lick off of them and who was it?

Have Ты ever touched someones... Thingy? If Ты have was it on accident или on purpose?

Have Ты ever had to hump anything? If Ты had to, what did Ты hump?

Have Ты ever t-bagged someone on (whatever games Ты noobs play all I know of is Halo were Ты can do that)

Have Ты ever called your best friend a naughty word (example: dick)

Have Ты ever lick an animal before? If Ты have, what animal? And was it your pet?

Have Ты ever been attacked by an animal? If Ты have what animal was it and were where Ты at the time of the attack?

Have Ты ever seen Животные fighting? If Ты have, what Животные were fighting?


Lick the person to your rights feet

Make out with someone of the opposite gender for two minutes

Make out with someone of the same gender for one minute

Kiss the person on your rights cheek (does not matter which gender) and say Ты Любовь them and Ты think their sexy

Tell someone (any gender) their sexy

Go outside and scream out "someone shot me!"

Run around the neighborhood screaming: "I'm a dick! And everyone hates me!!" do this until your Друзья tell Ты to come back

Go outside in front of everyone around and sing to them any song of your Друзья chose

If your in a pool или hot tub wait until Ты have to fart then fart and announce it out loud as loud as Ты possibly can "I cut the cheese"

Make out with someones girlfriend/boyfriend (only if they allow it which probably won't happen)

Tell someone their fat and ugly, then ten минуты later apologize and give them a hug and a Kiss on the cheek

Give someone an "aunty kiss" borrow some lip stick then give Kiss them!

If there is a pool with people in it then sprint up to it scream and belly flop into the pool

Go up to someone Ты don't know and ask for their number

Order a pizza, and when they get there ask them out (no matter what gender) if they say yes make out with them then break up with them

Ask a Болталка person if they want to make out, if they say yes make out with them for as long as the dare says, then just get up and randomly walk away after that time

Swap clothes/bathing Форс-мажоры with someone else for a half-an-hour

Rip of someones bikini вверх and throw the bikini вверх out the window and tell them to go get it without covering their boobs

Take off your рубашка или bikini вверх for five seconds

Make someone ask someone out in the game, if they say yes Ты have to be their girlfriend/boyfriend for a least two weeks (or until that other person wants to break up)

Go up to someone and say they need to lose weight, at the end of the game say your sorry and offer to take that person to McDonalds for fries and shakes

Tell someone their a сука then stomp away and never attempt to talk to them again

Call your crush and say their sexy and или hot

Call a Болталка person and say their sexy and или hot

Cover your eyes then go up to someone in truth или dare and ask them out (does not matter the gender)

Okay there, there is a whole lot еще but yeah this is just me brainstorming have fun, at your parties/sleepovers/having Друзья over :)))))
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Axe (a brick with an axe)

Baron K
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Black сокол (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Black волк
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes Ты make me so mad i wanna throw Ты in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style Ты wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...
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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at Ты trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can Kiss a guy* a bird can Kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can Kiss the grass* but Ты my friend!! yes you!! Ты CAN Kiss MY ASS*******

If Ты didn't have feet Ты wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do Ты wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for Ты %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If Ты have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Друзья come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Друзья that Ты ask their opinion of everything.

7. After Ты have your bath, заворачивать, обертывание a bath towel around Ты and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...
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 Razilee and Elijah 2019
Razilee and Elijah 2019
Elijah Jones's long awaited arrival for 2019 was a documentary that released side by side with his promoted album K-12 by Melanie Martinez on September 5, 2019. It's no surprise that Jones's release was "stereotypical". Elijah's hype for the 2019 год started as early as January 2019 and finally died down in May 2019. But with July crossing, Jones's hyped increased and within August 2019 it severely increased. Not only did the film represent something different in response to his Назад albums "Utilize" and "Forgive To Forget" the film had no relation to them and exposed something completely...
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added by BartyJrLvr
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers Ты know.
12.Strangers Ты don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to Удалить above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
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posted by mistymaydawngo
100.coconut (its fun to say! Cooocooonut.......yea)
99:flip flops (I know its 2 words......SHUT UP! Gosh people)
98.Lolipop (lolipop lolipop o loli loli loli lolipop!)
97.refreshing (I don't know why I just like the word it sounds cool!)
96.growl (groooowwwwlll like groooowwwl........I don't know)
95.theif (theif! Theif! Once again I don't know)
94.swiftly (I like the word!)
93.Tuna (tuuuuunaaa this ia also fun to sau)
92.freak (we are all freaks here aren't we?)
91,moist (it sounds weird and like epic at the same time)
90.oyster (I don't know........again I just like the word!
89.manatee (come on who...
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until Ты are seen to by a dotor или nurse then when they approach Ты say "wow doc i feel way better thank Ты " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that Ты dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for Ты flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on Ты

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise или say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO Ты LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the духовой шкаф, печь on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Друзья and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time Ты read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though Ты may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't Любовь you, my love.

I loved Ты with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off Ты aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so Ты aren't the one stressed on birth control , Ты do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 минуты tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell Ты at what час to be Главная when Ты in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than Главная as a teenager cause your parents...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are Ты listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do Ты like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks Ты to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks Ты to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your Главная alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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1: watch an Аниме series Ты think will be cool

2:gymnastics XD idk why but I do flips a L a lot so yeah

3: torcher some one ex: brother sister cousin friend ect.

4:run around for no absolute reason

5:do Insanity, p90X, ZUMBA so on

6: read a book

7:go to the store and freak people out until Ты get kicked out

8: be completely Болталка to the people around you.

9:listen to artists Ты hate a lot and make fun of them

10: be a Watch All Of Jeresy берег for no complete reason
posted by My8thUsername
A/N: I Любовь copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic Список I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. By the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do или has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when Ты don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar Ты grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something или someone

3. Go up to a Болталка person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki Болталка noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a фонтан run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to Ты in public about the...
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