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posted by CoaxochYJ
19
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Друзья and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time Ты read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though Ты may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't Любовь you, my love.

I loved Ты with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy.

I went numb, and ceased to feel.

Ceased to be.

That was when I first cut.

I just needed to feel something.

After a while it wasn't enough.

I thought if I cut deeper and spilled еще of my blood I would at least make me feel alive.

It worked for a while, but in the end it just left me hollower than before.

I tried to keep it together, for my family, but Ты know something?

Ты don't need me any more.

None of Ты do.

I just cause Ты еще pain and suffering than I'm worth.

Because I lied.

I am not Raven.

Not anymore.

I am nothing without you.

Ты don't need me.

None of Ты do.

How can I take care of a family when I can't take care of myself?

I can't.

Not anymore.

I used to be able to, before this all started.

I just can't remember how anymore.

I sit here and remember the fight we had.

Ты told me to leave and the words Ты used cut me еще than any blade ever did.

Don't worry.

I am going now.

I feel so tired, my vision is becoming blurred, and I know I must go soon, but wait.

There is some wisdom I still need to depart on you.

The last order I shall give Ты is the one to do what Ты want.

I was only trying to protect Ты all.

I am sorry.

I won't do it again.

Promise.

I was a bad leader.

I know it.

So, do what Ты want, and maybe you'll see why I was the way I was.

Whitney, my baby.

Go off make the world better...

Go be yourself, and be happy.

Go make me proud.

Twan, my brother.

Go be the person Ты want to be.

Go blow up things.

Go give away your life.

Go and accidentally kill yourself или someone Ты Любовь and see how it feels to be a murder.

Like I am.

Ducky, my little sister.

Go draw attention to yourself.

Go tell every stranger Ты meet that Ты are happy, and heck, hug them.

Go get laughed at, screamed at, go get called a freak.

Go be happy about being a freak, my freak.

People don't like things that are different.

I learned that the hard way, and tried to shield Ты from it, but maybe I was wrong to do so.

Fang, damn it I Любовь you.

Go be the person who other people depend on for every little thing.

Mel, my freaking OC, and mother figure.

I want someone to hold me.

I want my sissy to hold me.

I want Fang to hold me.

I want my brother to hold me

I want my Mom to hold me.

Then you'll really be alone like Ты always wanted to be, and whose fault will it be? Not mine, that's for sure.

That's why I'm leaving.

I want out.

I can't take it anymore.

I need a break.

I need to be free.

I loved Ты guys all with all my heart.

I hope you're happy together.

All I can say is that I tried.

It was too hard.

Goodbye,

My baby,

My brother,

My little sister,

My crazy mother figure,

And my best friend, my imaginary right-hand-man, the only person I ever truly loved, Fang.

I wish I could see your faces one еще time, but it's too late for me.

The darkness is creeping in around me.

Don't cry for me, I was already dead.

I just need Ты to know that everything I did, I did for you.

All of you.

Ты can't catch me this time...

You can't save me...

But Ты can let me go....
Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If Ты consider it a sport to gather your Еда by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all день hoping that the Еда will swim by, Ты might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each год because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, Ты might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, Ты might live in Michigan .

If Ты instinctively walk like a пингвин for five months out of the year, Ты might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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posted by Hinata-Snow
2
I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. Ты will never find anybody who can give Ты a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell Ты that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling Ты that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
5. Ты should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests Ты think she's pregnant unless Ты can see an...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Solve the puzzles by saying them out loud, over and over, faster and faster, repeating the phrase, until Ты "hear" the answer.

Example: LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place) Answer: Los Angeles

1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (person)

2. SAND TACKLE LAWS (fictional character)

3. MY GULCH HOARD UN (person)

4. MOW BEAD HICK (book)

5. TALL MISCHIEF HER SUN (person)

6. CHICK HE TUB AN AN US (product)

7. THOUGH TIGHT AN HICK (thing)

8. AISLE OH VIEW (phrase)

9. TUB RAID HEAP HUNCH (TV show)

10. CARESS TROUGHER CLUMP US (person)

11. DOCKED катафалк WHOSE (person)

12. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE (place)

13. AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
10
1.When your roommate comes in, pretend that Ты are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After Ты hang up, say "That was your mom She сказал(-а) she’d call back".

2.Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

3.Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

4.Keep a тарантул in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say “Oh, he’s…… around here somewhere….

5.Shoot rubber bands...
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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time Ты lick a stamp.

-It takes еще calories to eat a piece of сельдерей than the сельдерей provides Ты with.

-Many people think eating рыба makes Ты еще intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
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posted by Mallory101
4
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All Ты Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's сердце is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Ты "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that Ты haven't received enough Шоколад sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every Вопрос with another question. As soon as one of Ты says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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added by BartyJrLvr
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posted by Feathershine
2
1. Flick pencil erasers at the teacher then deny it
2. Say "I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u!.." keep doing it and see the teachers reaction
3. Pass notes in class, and when they tell u to stop say "we were sharing notes"
4. During Suisse/tests when everything is quiet say "Why is it so quiet in here?"
5. During tests when your done, turn in your chair if someone else is done, start whispering across the room to them
6. When your in the hallways push people and yell "PUSH AND SHOVE!!"
7. During tests/quizes turn to someone who's finished and mimic them
8. Steal peoples supplies then...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
Sad Stories About AIDS


I found these stories online. These are true stories.

I used to know Josephat and his lovely family of a wife, 2 daughters and a son. He used to live in a town 1,000Km from the city. The town is on the Tanzania Zambia border. He used to come to the city many times during the год on his pickup фургон, ван but when I did not see him for over a год I inquired from his cousin. The cousin informed me that he had a motor accident on the Dar es Salaam Zambia Highway. He died on the spot. That was 6 years ago. I had forgotten about him and family till yesterday when I met his cousin...
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added by bvbmary15
added by adultswimperson
Source: Google
These are just some, еще will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If Ты get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, Ты must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-Homophobes
-People who don't thank Ты when Ты open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people by their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if Ты aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael...
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added by r-pattz
Source: tumblr.
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posted by patrisha727
4
1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last год met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the вверх of a небоскреб it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued by the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most Популярное domestic trip activity by American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
1
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started Письмо it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if Ты don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest Ты don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Друзья and either forget all about us или tell a story about the hideous freak Ты met tonight. Ты don’t know me, if Ты did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Друзья - except my brother....
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added by DaegFaerchsGirl
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to Любовь Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to Любовь every day.
Contributed by funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are Ты talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed by funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, Ты have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed by funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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posted by Joe1996
9
1. When Ты get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why Ты were speeding, tell him Ты wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend Ты are deaf.

4. If he asks if Ты knew how fast Ты were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if Ты can see his gun.

6. When he says Ты aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why Ты were speeding, tell him Ты had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him by his first name.

11. Pretend Ты are gay and ask...
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