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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so Ты don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being biased about this, I honestly think she's a huge damsel in distress and at least hear me out. She's a gypsy who believes in equality and is supposedly a strong fight. But apparently for someone whose suppose to be all those things she really gets captured a lot. I mean first of all she gets captured by the guards and saved by a goat. Seriously? A goat is еще useful than she is! She can't even save herself in a church when all she has to do is claim sanctuary but apparently Pheobus has to do it for her. Quasimodo helps her escape twice. Shouldn't someone who's made a living on hiding be able to escape herself? She's in distress through the whole movie because Frollo is after her. She doesn't even have to do anything during the Court of Miracles and she still gets captured. Plus we have the climax where Quasimodo has to save her from burning to death and getting killed by Frollo. So far she's been saved by Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, Болталка towns folk that we don't even know, and a goat. A STINKIN GOAT! Kayley was supposedly saved by a chicken(he didn't save her he just helped cut her free, she saved herself) and she's one of the most bada** heroic heroines in existence. Besides Kayley did get captured sometimes, but not a lot like Esmeralda, besides she was just starting out. While Esmeralda had years of practice and got captured A LOT! I mean you'd think Esmeralda would be absolutely heroic but the only time she saves anyone was when she saved Pheobus and even then all she does is throw a rock at a horse's butt, any moron could do that. But she she's basically my Jubilee(NC had her on his) because she's someone who's part of a team and not just a team it's a team of rebels. Kids Любовь a team of rebels and especially since a lot of them seem to believe in equality like she does. They're kind of like the Дисней gypsy version of X-Men I guess. The reason she's not higher is because of that one scene during the festival of fools where she's cleverly avoiding the guards.

9.Lucky(101 Dalmatians)

I can't stand this little pup and how much of a damsel he is, is part of it. I mean how many times does this guy actually get in trouble. Even when he was born he was in danger but that wasn't really his fault. But I mean this kid never even payed attention to when they were trying to escape and just watches TV. Yeah why save your life when Ты can watch TV? Sure you'll be dead but oh well Ты can watch TV. His name maybe Lucky but he's a jinx, he causes trouble for everyone and almost gets everyone killed. I mean I'd probably just leave him because he's just going to end up getting himself and everyone else killed. It's like this kid can't even take a walk without getting into trouble. In the TV series he gets into trouble a lot too and it's all caused by him and his stupidity. He's as heroic as a piece of paper. I mean the other Щенки got captured too but they didn't get into trouble like he did, actually none of them did, Patch even saved them in the sequel. But Lucky man this annoying little brat isn't even worth it and that's coming from an animal lover. He's not higher because he doesn't have as much big damsel moments as the others.

8.Wendy(Peter Pan)

Yeah Ты all know that Ты can't have a damsel in distress Список without her in it. She's one of the most iconic damsel's in distress there is. She starts off getting into distress when she's attacked by the Остаться в живых boys, thanks to Tinkerbell, and it looks so cheesy. I mean why doesn't she just continue to fly? I don't think avoiding items getting thrown at Ты would take away any pixie dust. So that was the first time she was in distress. The Далее time was that she was attacked by the Русалки and she actually almost died. She's not higher because in that scene she does stand up for herself but not enough for me to actually think she has any heroic in her. She's captured by Hook and his crew and forced to walk the plank. She doesn't even try to fight for her life или the lives of her brothers или friends. She just says don't sign and die. You'd think she'd try to fight to save her brothers but no she just walks the plank without a fight. She even lets her five год old brother fight the pirates and she doesn't do a thing. I mean talk about a gutless and spineless character who can't do anything. She's not higher because of the thing with the Русалки I mentioned from before.

7.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

This girl is so weak and pathetic that she makes Princess персик look like Mulan. First of all the reason she gets captured was caused by her being rude and stupid. From the way it looks it really didn't take much of an effort to capture her. It was like picking up a pencil. Then she was tied to the ground by a bunch of rats. Seriously? She was over powered by a bunch of rats! She can't even break free, the ropes were tied by a bunch of rats, they shouldn't be tied too good. Finally she's saved by a мышь and a rat. Seriously? I mean come on that's even worse than being saved by a goat. This is just pathetic, simply pathetic. It's a good thing she's pretty, but she's not even that pretty. The only reason she's not higher is simply because of others being bigger damsel's.

6.Chuckie(Rugrats)

Oh my gosh I absolutely hate this annoying whiny little brat, his damselness is part of it. He's always getting into trouble without any effort. Tommy is constantly having to save him and if not him than Kimi. This kid just needs to take one step and he needs saving. Every time the rugrats have an adventure he's getting into some kind of trouble where he had to be saved. Part of it is caused by him being whiny and a coward. I mean he makes Shaggy and Scooby look like Супермен and Batman. He's been saved by pretty much all of the rugrats; Tommy, Kimi, Phil, Lil, Susie, and even Angelica and Dil. Angelica is the antagonist of the Показать and she actually saved him, that's pathetic. What's ven еще pathetic is that Dil, a baby that's not even a год old, actually saved him. He even got saved by Spike, a dog. He just cries and screams for someone to help him instead of doing it himself. I know he's just a toddler but Tommy can do it so he can too. I mean if he was a superhero his superpower would be crying. The reason he's not in the вверх 5 is because the others have been in worse situations than him.

5.Naveen(The Princess and The Frog)

I promise I'm not just putting him here because I loath him, he's really a huge damsel in distress. He's been in distress еще than any of the Дисней princesses. He was in trouble when he got involved with Dr. Facilier, he was put in a jar, he gets attacked by a frog eating bird, he needs saving from the alligators, he gets captured by frog hunters, he gets out thanks to луч, рэй and tries to save Tiana but ends up needing her to save him again, he's captured by the shadows, then captured by the shadows again, it put in a box, and captured by Lawrence. So all together he's been in distress ten times. TEN TIMES? GEEZ not even any of the Дисней princesses were in distress that many times. So he's constantly getting saved by a girl(not bad), an old blind lady, and a огонь fly. That's even worse than being saved by a mouse. The reason he's not higher is because the others are just bigger damsel's in distress.

4.Mary Jane(Spiderman) and Lois Lane(Superman)

Every single one of us know Ты can't have a Список about damsel's in distress without these two here. It's hard to decide which one of these two is еще of a damsel in distress so I just gave them both the spot. Though I have to say I actually really like both of them because they maybe damsel's in distress but unlike the others on this Список they're actually enjoyable characters. Anyway we all know their reason for existence, to be the Любовь interest and person who constantly has to be saved by the main character. I mean it seems that these two should be getting paid for getting into distress. If they had a penny for every time they've been in distress they'd be some of the richest people in the world. In the Супермен Показать they've even made fun of how much Lois has been in distress and even сказал(-а) to Супермен "I hate to say it, I've kind of gotten use to it". Neither one of them is very useful and you'd think they'd learn a thing или two after being in distress so many times. What is this, just a trip to the spa for them? They're not higher because as times they were useful, еще so Lois.

3.Ron Stoppable(Kim Possible)

Here's a character I don't hate или dislike, I'm neutral about him. Ironic how he's here when Kim Possible is the most bada** heroic character in existence. This guy is so incompetent that he constantly loses his pants. He's usually the distraction and is always getting into distress. I think Kim might need to get a new sidekick that doesn't get into distress so much. I mean all he has to do is Переместить and he's getting captured. If Kim is ever in trouble than she can save herself with like once или twice where Rufus has to save her. Ron can't save her because every time he tries he ends up getting captured too and Rufus has to save them. So maybe Kim should огонь Ron and keep Rufus. I mean a naked моль крыса is actually еще useful than him. He never saves the день and is as useful as a лимон with a paper-cut. He's basically Robin with Batman. Бэтмен should probably огонь Robin and keep Batgirl. He's not higher because the other two are just pathetic.

2.Giselle(Enchanted)

This chick is so annoying and part of the reason is her being such a damsel. I mean first she's in danger from the giant troll, falling from the tree, falling into the wishing-well, falling from a billboard, and eating the poison apple. She's so weak that even a stinkin бурундук is еще heroic and useful than her. She's even such a damsel that she can't even walk without falling and needing someone to help her. She's even aware that she's a damsel in distress "Well usually someone's there to catch me". What is this just part of your daily rue-teen? Sure she tried to help save Robert but she doesn't really do anything, it's Pip who save the день and in such a stupid way. She's absolutely useless and is definitely the biggest Дисней damsel in distress in existence. She's not higher because number 1 is on the same level of being a dumba** damsel in distress as Bella Swan.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and The Goblin)

This has got to be the weakest character in existence, this girl makes all the other characters on this Список look like Kim Possible. I mean it doesn't really take much to capture this girl, all Ты have to do is use your pinky to grab her and that's all it takes. First of all she's in distress in the first few минуты of the movie and is saved by a boy who was singing. That's right, all Ты have to do to defeat the goblins is sing, that and step on their feet. She's captured during the climax of the battle and what makes me mad is that she knows that Ты just have to sing and it'll defeat the goblins and she could've easily saved herself. But does she? NO! She just screams like an idiot. She also needs to be saved once again when she's drowning. She gets a chance to save her Любовь interest from the Goblin Prince and she ends up messing it up by tripping and needing to be saved again. This girl is absolutely pathetic, she's even еще of a dumba** damsel in distress than Bella Swan, who actually jumped off a cliff for goodness sake. I mean I'm surprised she and her Любовь interest didn't end up dying because this girl keeps on almost getting them killed. If she even moves slightly she'll be in distress. There's absolutely no competition! It's a good thing she(and all the other girls on this list) is pretty because she's really useless.
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Thanks too AMC, breaking Bad was played all thought christmas.. I PVR'd every every episode, in order.. And I mean EVER episode..

If Ты remember или not, I сказал(-а) I would possibly do reviews of Breaking Bad.. And turns out, I was right about that, so here I go..

Frankly, compared too MONSTER and BOJACK HORSEMAN (ironically Aaron Paul is the reason I watch BoJack, and because of Breaking Bad).. These reviews will be REAL reviews.. Lengthy, well thoughtout, and very worth reading..

So.. Last time I watched this show, I stopped around the beginning of season 3.. As it got rather boring.. Now.. With...
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I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude Комментарии to yourself. I hope Ты like it and please tell me what Ты think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Иисус in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. Любовь him или hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. Фред Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, Любовь this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I Любовь Любовь Любовь this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in Любовь with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper или self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)

2-The roots of education are горький but the Фрукты is sweet.
(Aristotle)

3-Education is the most powerful weapon which Ты can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)

4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)

5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)

6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)

7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
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Today I tried to plant a цветок in the yard. I tried to plant it by the Sandbox, but Lisa сказал(-а) that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for Показать and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa сказал(-а) people came to the porch and...
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(I made this around two years назад and never finished it so..... HERE Ты GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, сороконожка and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed by Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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We hadn't always been here. But the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on earth this one had been here. Here for those that would be Остаться в живых on those cursed grounds, here for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, here for those who never really wanted to grow up.

We come from different times and we come from different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us. We lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don't remember much of our lives in the cul-de-sac since...
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Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As Ты have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose Ты can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....
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#5: Predaking (Transformers Prime)

Predaking is a force to be reckoned with. He transforms from predacon dragon to awesome robot! He could probably beat Upgraded Optimus and probably Megatron (In beast mode). Now a battle between Predaking and Grimlock would be awesome!

#4: Ultron (Marvel)

Built by Henry Pym, Ultron is a robot who believes that the only way to protect humanity by destroying it. His body is made from the unbreakable metal adamentium. No matter what, he keeps coming back, upgrading himself each time.

#3: Smaug (The Hobbit)

Smaug is a dragon who украл, палантин the Lonely Mountain from the dwarfs...
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THE LEGEND OF HIRO:EPISODE 1, THE HERO'S SWORD
It was a sunny night, in the peaceful state of New Mexico. Jeremy had not been able to sleep for the past 3 days. He had been suffering strange dreams of some...sword. Made of unbreakable Золото and had two blades. But the thought of the sword faded as he heard a scream and.....woke up in his bedroom. "JEREMY!!!YOUR LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!SO GET YOUR SORRY SELF TO THE FRONT DOOR!!!NOW!!!" Jeremy knew that he WAS, in fact late, but only by a minute. He quickly got dressed and brushed his hair and teeth, then passed his red-faced mother and went off to school....
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Frozen," the latest Дисней musical extravaganza, preaches the importance of embracing your true nature but seems to be at odds with itself.

The animated, 3-D adventure wants to enliven and subvert the conventions of typical Дисней princess Фильмы while simultaneously remaining true to their aesthetic trappings for maximum merchandising potential. It encourages young women to support and stay loyal to each other—a crucial message when mean girls seem so prevalent—as long as some hunky potential suitors and adorable, wise-cracking creatures also are around to complete them.

It all seems so...
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Sometimes, the media coverage of these studies took the researchers by surprise.

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The story appeared on all the major networks, in most major newspapers,...
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Plot: The plot would be the same as the Madoka Magica Аниме series.

Director: Micheal бухта, залив

Scriptwriter: Ehren Kruger

Music: Steve Jablonsky (Featuring "Connect" by Linkin Park)

Cinematography: Amir Mokri

Editing: Paul Rubell
Roger Barton
William Goldenberg

Production Companies: Paramount Pictures
Hasbro
Magica Quartet

Distributed By: Paramount Pictures

Release Date: June 25th, 2016

Running Time: 170 минуты

Country: United States
Japan

Budget: $230 Million

Cast

Magical Girls:

Willow Shields as Madoka Kaname
Madison Pettis as Sayaka Miki
Bailee Madison as Homura Akemi
Peyton Список as Mami Tomoe...
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Well, if this is indeed the Болталка club, I think this is a good place to put a [b]random[b] article.
So, for this Болталка article, I'll be putting some strange yet sort of weirdly interesting facts. Let the games begin:
-Barbie is a nickname. Her full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts
-Hello Kitty is not her real name. A few years back, Sanrio published a book about her, including a family tree, which stated her name was Kitty White.
-Johnny Depp has never won an oscar.
-Mel блан, blanc was a man who did every single voice in the majority of the Bugs Bunny cartoons, and his voicing Список goes on and on....
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