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{Sally's POV}

"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean by 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.


This is not going to end well.

Jane and Jeff fought as violent as they could get.

"Ben, should we-" I felt something stab my stomach.

I fell to the ground and everything went pitch black.

{Jane's POV}

Me and Jeff were fighting with our arms and legs. And our knifes of course.

While I dodged Jeff's нож attack, He stabbed Sally.


"YOU KILLED MY FRIEND!" I kicked him in the draw so hard that he fell.

"Call the nurse!" Slender yelled.

During lunch me and Ben were talking about Jeff stabbing Sally.

"Are Ты sure he didn't do it on accident?" He asked me.

"I bet he did it for comeback." I suggested.

"I'm going to go check on Sally." I told him.

He nodded.

I went to the nurse's and looked at Sally.

"Hey whats up?" She asked and got up.

"Nothing. And I'm gonna make him pay!" I almost yelled

"That would be cool." She replied.

"I'll leave Ты be." I told her ans walked out.

{Jeff's POV}

I didn't mean for Sally to get stabbed.

I really didn't mean it.

"Dude, I heard Jane is furious about what happened." Seed eater said.

I looked at him.

"I really didn't mean to stab her." I told him.

I did a huge face palm.

Later that day, I met Jane again.

"Look I don't wanna talk to you." She just walked away.

"Look I'm-" 'I сказал(-а) I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU!" She interrupted me.

She ran out of the locker room.

I sighed.

I just wanted to say sorry.

I ran after her trying to stop her.

"JEFF Ты PRICK LEAVE ME ALONE!" She stopped running.

Its my chance.

"Look i'm so sorry Jane. I didn't mean to stab her." I looked down.

Jane looked surprised.

"Jeff.. I never thought Ты would say that." She said.

"We're enemy's but sometimes things change." I said.

We сказал(-а) our goodbyes and left for class.

I think things are gonna change between me and Jane.

{Jane's POV}

Jeff seemed to act different.

He сказал(-а) things change.. What the hell..

Anyways, After school I went home.

I laid on my постель, кровати thinking of what he said.

'We're enemy's, but things change.'

Is he changing trying to tell me he's changing?

I wonder if that's what he's saying.

I shook my head making me stop thinking of the thought.

Hours later I went to постель, кровати having dreams of.. Jeff..


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posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Супермен pajamas. Супермен wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a сердце attack. His сердце isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first Ты don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on огонь with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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1. Go to www.google.com and look up funny things that most people would hate.
2. Draw on Justin Beibers face.(french guy, hearts, ect.)
3. sit and watch tv then call ur friend and tell her every detail of what u were watching. dont forget quotes.
4. Yell at a sibling then scream across the house to ur mom tht ur sibling yelled @ u bcuz u called her a midget.
5. Scream to ur friend that Ты had fun in Montanna and that uve nvr been there.
6. Run around thhe neighborhood until u get dizzy
7. Look up how to play a sport u have no interest in then tell ur parents all about the sport and say u dont like it. then change ur mind and ssay Ты Любовь it. then change it again and do that untill your parents get anoyed.
8. Tell ur sister или brother that she/he's a brat then give them a hug.
9.scream to the computer that u miss your dad. even if he's standing right there.
10. tell justin beiber's pic on the internet that he's a jerk, then apologize.
posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she сказал(-а) it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written by a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As Ты will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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posted by TruBerries
**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm Письмо this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did или are doing this, или that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and Любовь and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been Опубликовано before
If not, do not give me credit

1. Sing the Бэтмен theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Друзья in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a видеокамера to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells Ты a joke and Ты say "LOL".

3. Ты watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. Ты have called out someone's screen name while making Любовь to your significant other.

5. Ты keep begging your Друзья to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. Ты have to get a 2d phone line just so Ты can call пицца Hut.

9. Ты go into labour and Ты stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
found on different websites, but crazy baby names have been driving me nuts. Time to get the word out that parents need to stop and think before they let the doctor put pen to paper.

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris пересекать, крест (criss-cross)
Chris P. бекон, бэкон (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
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1. Alektrophobia -> Fear of Chickens
2. Allodoxaphobia -> Fear of opinions
3. Arachibutyrophobia -> Fear of арахис масло, сливочное масло sticking to the roof of the mouth
4. Bogyphobia -> Fear of bogies (snot) или the Bogeyman
5. Japanophobia -> Fear of Japanese people
6. Koniophobia -> Fear of dust
7. Leukophobia -> Fear of the colour white
8. Myrmecophobia -> Fear of ants
9. Thaasophobia -> Fear of sitting
10. Uraphobia -> Fear of urine или urinating
11. Xerophobia -> Fear of dryness
12. Zemmiphobia -> Fear of a моль rat
13. Genuphobia -> Fear of knees
posted by invadercalliope
Ok today i'm going to tell Ты a story!
Mrs.green: Class today is friday and this is your last peried but still doesn't give Ты the right to slack off! ARE WE CLEAR!
Class: YES MA'AM!
Cheral:Hi i'm Cheral this is my class i'm in the seventh grade and it's been a fun year!
Tabbi:Hi i'm new in the class i have only been here for a week and it's been fun! my rival here is cheral we sometimes have a fight with umm braging in it it's a never win или lose fight its one of those that Ты hate.
Cheral:Do Ты have that one girl that Ты don't like naturaly its not that we figght about whose better its that...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
Dear Twilight fans,
Edward is a FAIRY.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear push down and twist medicine bottles,
Not every one can multitask.
Sincerely, I.need.my.meds.
Dear teacher,
Why didn't I go to the bathroom during lunch?
Sincerely, Annoyed Student
Dear iPod,
You fought bravely. But stay out of the laundry Далее time.
Sincerely, Washing Machine
Dear Parents,
I'm starting to realize that when Ты send me to my room after...
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posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i Любовь bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way Ты are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl Ты need to shave

and when Ты smile, the whole world ducks and...
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Everything Ты can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh Кости are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...
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1) wacg alote of T.V. или be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat Еда that can make Ты sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda или crush
4) gety near load stuff или equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late час
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms улица, уличный orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make Ты hiper

those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.

plz writ a commet to tell me what Ты did on the list

posted by KitkatKaysa
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Uranus
Symbol: The Water Bearer
Your stone: Amethyst
Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries
Vibration: High frequency
Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original

Special note for Aquarians: With the new Millennium heralding the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius, at this time, ready или not, your sign is regarded as the zodiac's leader. Ты are the trendsetter for the future and because of this high responsibility, many under born your sign will be undergoing at this time, as we approach the Millennium, the pressure of personal...
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posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can Ты tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The джойстик is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her еще attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do Ты say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are Ты boys all in the same band?
A3: Do Ты guys all play for the Green бухта, залив Packers?

Q: How do Ты make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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posted by karpach_13
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. Ты have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin

Even if happiness forgets Ты a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert

If Ты want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

Happiness is never stopping to think if Ты are. ~Palmer Sondreal

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton

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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do Ты want?" "I'm calling to Сообщить my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank Ты very much for the call, sir." The Далее day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway Ты never take, или teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Остаться в живых to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see Ты crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person или kindly...
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posted by phangirl2009
Chapter 1
I kept my eyes half closed even though I was awake. I had a full visual of what was going on around me and sadly, that meant my foster mother, Mrs. Lovett waking me up.
    “Emily, Emily,” she repeated in a sweet tone. This would have have made any other gal happy except I knew this would be over to soon.
    “I’m awake!” I yelp out smiling. Her wicked smile always made me happy.
    “Guess what? There’s good news.”
    “Have Ты ever noticed good news...
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Read these are funnay...

1. Sing the Бэтмен theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Друзья in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a видеокамера to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each...
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