Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make Ты feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much Ты get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!
Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75
Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30
Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $0
Age
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order
[ ] Twins или еще than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] секунда born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other день - $50
[ ] Once a день - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $600
[ ] No, I'm under 21 - $200
Vision
[ ] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need или have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100
Shoe Size
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450
Favorite Цвета (top 3)
[ ] Green - $750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] оранжевый - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] розовый - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Did Ты use a calculator to this up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[ ] Nope - add $800
[ ] some - $500
Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75
Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30
Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $0
Age
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order
[ ] Twins или еще than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] секунда born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other день - $50
[ ] Once a день - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $600
[ ] No, I'm under 21 - $200
Vision
[ ] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need или have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100
Shoe Size
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450
Favorite Цвета (top 3)
[ ] Green - $750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] оранжевый - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] розовый - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Did Ты use a calculator to this up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[ ] Nope - add $800
[ ] some - $500
Ask everyone Ты meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as Ты can.
If Ты see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to утка under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as Ты can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as Ты can.
If Ты see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to утка under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as Ты can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, или pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum еще gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min или completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting еще till Ты reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, или pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum еще gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min или completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting еще till Ты reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the диван, мягкий уголок last night watching some rubbish Телевидение Показать and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my радуга colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I Любовь Ты soooooo much' and so I was like 'I Любовь Ты more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting Ты a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting Ты one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten минуты later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do Ты think are greater,the advantages или disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from Ты mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes Ты или hits Ты *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to Ты first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Друзья house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes Ты *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets Ты wear his clothing *he likes Ты in his stuff*
7) If Ты are tired of waiting for him to make the first Переместить *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from Ты mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes Ты или hits Ты *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to Ты first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Друзья house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes Ты *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets Ты wear his clothing *he likes Ты in his stuff*
7) If Ты are tired of waiting for him to make the first Переместить *make it yourself*
So, it's been five years since Ты passed. I wanted to take a few минуты to remind people of how wonderful Ты were and how much Ты impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your Любовь Благодарности on my Стена and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do Ты remember when Ты told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that Ты calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had еще time to be Друзья and hang out together. I really do. Ты were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to Ты and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank Ты so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do Ты remember when Ты told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that Ты calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had еще time to be Друзья and hang out together. I really do. Ты were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to Ты and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank Ты so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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I noticed some very sad things if Ты replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..
1: Jack's горький line "teach me and your just run away again или something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole год when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill или capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man by this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If Ты have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
1: Jack's горький line "teach me and your just run away again или something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole год when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill или capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man by this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If Ты have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
