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Here I stand Остаться в живых in this restricting world
The unloved dark lord and lady, I am
I am the truth twister, BEWARE MY WORDS
I'm the black овца, овцы of the clan

Here I am, within your reach
Take what Ты want, practice what Ты preach
I don't need your disapproving gaze
To know my strength, this isn't a faze

Is my gender a crime?
Insulted and judged throughout time
Where did Ты go wrong? The moment Ты cast me out

Religion putting Ты down? So what.
The цветок WILL bloom twice
Fear not my mind, fear not my strength, for man shall conquer all
FEAR MY MIND! FEAR MY STRENGTH!
I WILL DEFEND, I WILL DESTROY, I WILL BLOOM ONCE MORE.
previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy медведь on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some Еда while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the кухня and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the кухня was when Tina got Главная she saw what the кухня was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their Главная the Teddy медведь was hiding in the кухня cupboard as it chuckled...
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" Once up on a time there was a girl wh hated justin bieber when she met him she didn't notice him. Justin Bieber was really surprised. Justin Bieber camed up to the girl and asked for her wuts ur name.
JB: Эй, baby, wuts ur name?
the girl was so irritated with him that she couldn't help her self but...
GIRL: f**k away from me
JB: what are u going to do, luv
GIRL: luv?!
the girl kicked him real hard in his private. whwn justin bieber stood up he headed straight for her. she pushed him away on to the road. luckly he walked away before the bus smacked him. she was just about to take out her knife...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for Ты Ты twit she was only after your money and could have дана a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by BlackSunshine
LOL I found this on the internet.

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If Ты yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, Ты would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



2. If Ты fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's еще like it)



3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my Далее life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a Стена uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



5. Humans...
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posted by twilightgirl2
A fwd I got:

The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my Друзья get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a тако so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go by herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
posted by invadercalliope
Ok let me tell Ты 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy


1)Put your arm around a person Ты don't know

2)Then twirl another Болталка persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a Болталка persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool Пение the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and Показать them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a Болталка person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
posted by Mallory101
1. If Ты are right handed, Ты will tend to chew your Еда on your right side. If Ты are left handed, Ты will tend to chew your Еда on your left side.

2. If Ты stop getting thirsty, Ты need to drink еще water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep Ты from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz Слоган is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best или nothing”.


6. The Титаник was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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posted by disneyboy122
When i think about her, my face turns red. My body freezes and its as if time stands still.when I think about her, I feel no pain come to me. When I think about her, i wish she could be. When I think about her, it makes me feel confident. When i think about her, I feel like i could fly. Fly far away with her. I go to sleep and still think about her. When i wake up in the morning i'll think about her. I feel free when I think about her.She gives me purpose, and thinking about her would always make my день better. I Любовь her, and no matter what, I won't give up.
posted by Shelly_McShelly
Anagrams

An Anagram, as Ты all know, is a word или phrase made by transposing или rearranging the letters of another word или phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste или is deadly at Scrabble. When Ты rearrange the letters:

Dormitory .................................. Dirty Room

Evangelist................................. Evil's Agent

Desperation.............................. A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code..................... Here Come Dots

Slot Machines......................... Cash Остаться в живых in 'em

Animosity...................................
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posted by 789703011
1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
home

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like Ты back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes Ты happy?
pizza

9.Who was the last person Ты cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If Ты could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this Тест

11. If Ты MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all day...
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their rival gang is those guys from Sesame улица, уличный XD
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When Ты get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours

You found this page with intentions of locating the звезда Wars "greek" club.

You would Любовь to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your жопа, попка so Ты can be as wise as Yoda

When Ты get into a fight, Ты automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...

If Ты get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.

When Ты spend time watching the звезда Wars trilogy because Ты think there will be a test on it later.

You перфоратор, удар, пунш out trekkies who say "Death звезда my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9"....
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