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Rachel’s POV:

I went step by step towards the covers. Before I could find out who it was actually, he или she got out of the covers. Ты know what? It’s none other than, Mr. Andrew Fedrer!
Yes, he was under my covers.
Wait! What was he doing under my tent?
“W-what are Ты doing here?” I made them to spill out somehow.
“Did Ты see the unfinished one?”
I nodded.
“Yeah! That’s nine and do Ты mind if I stay here?” he asked me.
My сердце wanted me to say NO. But my mind wanted me to ask him “Why are Ты here if your Друзья are out?” The battle between my сердце and mind ended with the mind seeing victory.
“But –“ I spoke up.
“Trading??” he сказал(-а) with his eyebrows lifted.
“You let me stay here; I’ll change your world from tomorrow!”
“I promise to do that! Haven’t Ты ever heard that I keep up my word?”
“But- how’ll Ты do that?”
“SUSPENSE” he сказал(-а) with a smirk o his face.
He slowly walked towards the covers and went back to sleep.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sharing my tent with the hottest guy of my school and also had a conversation with him that lasted for a few minutes.
Every time he spoke out, my сердце started beating faster and melted. I’m totally in Любовь with him.
~~ After two days~~
I’m back to home. The whole trip was awesome. Every time I saw him, he flashed a smile at me that was worth еще than trillion dollars.
Oh! I was getting late and I forgot to tell Ты this: That день was the last день of school and summer vacation came behind that.
The last день also I was bullied by Brittany and her friends.
This time it was slightly different. Andrew wasn’t laughing like the other idiots.
I was thinking “Would sharing your tent with the person who bullies you, change them????”

[A/N: Thank Ты sooooooooo much for commenting! It means a lot to me! And Ты know whom I mean! (Love Ты Silver-Fey ! I dedicate this chapter to you!)]
posted by BellaCullen96
Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that Ты think they're Tom Cruise или Мадонна (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie звезда in question).
Ask the guy Далее to Ты to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person Далее to you, "Are Ты in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, Ты have a very irate home,' she сказал(-а) governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the цветок girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure Ты disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call Ты repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure Ты set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill Шоколад fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid Переместить by getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
posted by funnyshawna
Apparently, this is what I do when I'm tired and slightly depressed. Go figure.

101 Great Uses for Eye-Patches!

1.    Wear it to cover your eye.
2.    Wear it to cover the hole where your eye used to be.
3.    Use it to prevent a hole ever being where your eye should be.
4.    Wear it to shield your eye from insects and other flying material.
5.    Wear two and pretend Ты are blind.
6.    Wear none and pretend Ты can see.
7.    Wear them as sunglasses when rendezvousing...
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posted by pollyloveshouse
 Just plaln annoying!!
Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some еще that I came up with too, hope Ты enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to Поиск the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...
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posted by ShadowFlame
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the день of the...
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i Любовь this LOL
1. While Ты are Ты are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another пицца delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his Вопросы with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...
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Source: to whoever made it.
What's your personality type?

link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link

(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas by discussion
-Like to learn new task by talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus еще on their own inner world,...
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-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

like that's gonna happen

-It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

now ya tell me!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

can u say hypocrites?

-If at first Ты don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

that reminds of this one chick

-You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

they like me better! they like me better!

-My imaginary friend thinks Ты have some serious...
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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.

•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him или erase him, when i know he's not coming

•If Ты want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go вперед when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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Source: *SilentReaper on DeviantArt
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then Ты can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the пиво gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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