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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if Ты don't look like a movie звезда because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because Ты Любовь to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much Еда in one день you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If Ты want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then Ты throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if Ты don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone Ты may never see again или someone you'll probably never even talk to.
-If Ты do talk to them then Ты look them in the eye and be like, "Hey, haters gonna hate."

5. Judge people.
-People like to judge a book by its cover and pisses me off. Ты look at person with glasses and think 'nerd' или someone wears black and think 'emo'
-That nerd and that Эмо could be the coolest people on the planet but no one would know cause they judged them to quickly.

6. Cry over someone who doesn't care.
-If they don't care about Ты then Ты shouldn't give two fucks about them. Don't let them walk all over Ты and give them the satisfaction of seeing Ты cry.
-You walk with your head held high, your cheeks dry and say fuck Ты everytime they walk by (you like my rhyme? I made it up!)

7. Get mad when they don't get what they want.
-If Ты have a damn computer, tv, bed, house then don't come crying to me because Ты can't get that new рубашка Ты want.
-Lots of people don't have houses, tvs, beds, computers and are lucky if they can get a piece of gum. Just sit down in a corner and shut it up!

8. Talk crap about other people.
-You know what if you're calling some one ugly или dumb then Ты have an ugly personality and you're dumb for saying it.
-Don't talk about someone like you're better than them. I don't care what they did to you. No one is ever better than some one else. It's impossible.

9. Go around Актёрское искусство like their perfect.
-It's okay to mess up sometimes. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to fail sometimes in life but that's alright because everyone goes through that experience.
-Except your failures and stop trying to be something that doesn't exist. (that something is perfection.)

10. Be mean to somebody for no damn reason.
-If you're going to be mean to someone at least have a good reason. "That girl slept with my boyfriend" , "that guy slept with my boyfriend" and yes I meant what I just said.
-You're a cruel, evil person if you're hurting someone just for fun and you're getting a one way ticket to hell. Go see a therapist, cry out your anger, play monopoly but stop being so mean.

That's all folks!
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Ты are already late, and your key is missing, Ты wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!

5 минуты назад Ты were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now Ты are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, Ты wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!

Ты are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, Ты wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!

The train is so crowded that Ты cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, Ты wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!

After marriage Ты realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, Ты wish there was an valuation period' или atleast a 'sample download' или a 'demo version'!

One день Ты realize that Ты are turning bald, Ты wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!

Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR Ты INCASE Ты GET PULLED OVER BY A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE Ты CAN SUFFER BY SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER или ANY ONE ELSE!!!!


Can Ты hold my beer, I cant reach my license.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't Ты the guy from the Village People?

Hey, Ты must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!

Are Ты Andy или Barney?

I thought Ты had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

I pay your salary!

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

Do Ты know why Ты pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as Ты can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when Ты laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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