There once was a woman named Hallie.
Hallie was a doctor.
Unfortunately for Hallie, Ты could not download illegal Фильмы to Показать at the Saturday movie nights, which makes sense.
After she got fired, Hallie got a call from a man named Huebert.
"Come to the circus." He said.
"Which one?" Hallie asked.
"The one closeby." сказал(-а) Huebert.
So Hallie went to the closest circus. That was the one that neighbored the hospital Hallie used to work at.
At the circus there were three men.
The first was Huebert.
The секунда was a man named Jerry.
The third was a man named Ryan.
"Pick one." Huebert said.
"I pick...I pick..."
"Ryan."
Huebert laughed. "Good choice." he said. "But now Ты have to get married."
"What?" Hallie asked.
Huebert laughed. "That was the whole point of it!"
Hallie gasped. "You BITCH! I thought he was going to be my friend!"
"Quack."
"Huh?"
"Quack."
"What?"
"It's not me." сказал(-а) Huebert.
Then a утка waddled out from behind Huebert.
"Quack."
"Wuahhhh! Duck! Duck! I hate ducks! Get it away! Wahh~"
Huebert laughed. "You're going to have to wash him someday. With Jerry and Ryan."
"Hmph." Hallie said, and walked away.
Hallie was a doctor.
Unfortunately for Hallie, Ты could not download illegal Фильмы to Показать at the Saturday movie nights, which makes sense.
After she got fired, Hallie got a call from a man named Huebert.
"Come to the circus." He said.
"Which one?" Hallie asked.
"The one closeby." сказал(-а) Huebert.
So Hallie went to the closest circus. That was the one that neighbored the hospital Hallie used to work at.
At the circus there were three men.
The first was Huebert.
The секунда was a man named Jerry.
The third was a man named Ryan.
"Pick one." Huebert said.
"I pick...I pick..."
"Ryan."
Huebert laughed. "Good choice." he said. "But now Ты have to get married."
"What?" Hallie asked.
Huebert laughed. "That was the whole point of it!"
Hallie gasped. "You BITCH! I thought he was going to be my friend!"
"Quack."
"Huh?"
"Quack."
"What?"
"It's not me." сказал(-а) Huebert.
Then a утка waddled out from behind Huebert.
"Quack."
"Wuahhhh! Duck! Duck! I hate ducks! Get it away! Wahh~"
Huebert laughed. "You're going to have to wash him someday. With Jerry and Ryan."
"Hmph." Hallie said, and walked away.
Название says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a Список at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of Хэллоуин candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny вверх 15 in this club. Why вверх 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look вперед to this and stay tuned to me if Ты don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a душ and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy Письмо this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much еще on my list!)
So yeah look вперед to this and stay tuned to me if Ты don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a душ and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy Письмо this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much еще on my list!)
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
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Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare Ты Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If Ты Killed A Balck Person Ты Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well Ты Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
Ты So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. Ты Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A Фан Of You. Ты Cant Sing или Dance. I Hope Ты Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be Далее He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The Фаны Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s