1. I'm shamelessly ripping off a Популярное YouTube channel. GREAT START! ;D
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in Статья titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a Популярное meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and watching Total Drama for a little while.
8. When I'm crazy, I'm downright psychotic. Ren and Stimpy on водка psychotic.
9. I can NEVER write a lowercase q. Seriously?
10. Almost every bad fanfiction I've reviewed is just bad porn. PERVERT!
11. I use hand sanitizer as much as the Далее guy BLINKS.
12. Speaking of blinking, I have a strange fetish for the Pac-Man character Blinky. I don't know, he's just cool to look at for me. Call me a demented moron, but I really can't explain this one.
13. My songs..... They're terrible.
14. That reminds me, after using 3 periods in a sentence to indicate a pause, I ALWAYS capitalize the Далее word after the few periods. An example is #13.
15. If the world was going to end in 5 minutes, I'd streak. F**KING REALLY!?
16. I say I hate cussing when I do it all the time. Talk about being a hypocrite.
17. I like FIve Nights At Freddy's. HOW DARE I HAVE AN OPINION!
18. I have stolen quite a few things from stores. Normally it's just gum and what not, but I do remember stealing a DVD one time. NO, I am NOT a thief, but once a год I just see something I have to have and DON'T KILL ME.
19. SERIOUSLY, F**KING STREAKING!? 2 Points for that one. -___-
20. I lie. A lot.
21. One time there was a Bring Your Own Cup день at a local льстец, смузи place. What did I bring?
I am selfish as s**t.
22. I almost NEVER brush my teeth или floss. All I use for the most part is mouthwash, and that's it.
I'm not kidding at all.
23. I have so many stupid, pointless, and annoying bad habits I do all the time. Examples are moving my ear, blinking, and twitching my arm. And although those aren't really my fault, they not only annoy others, but I don't even TRY to stop them.
Also, never let me use a touchpad. I will slam it like I'm playing one of those Test Your Strength games.
24. I really liked the movie Chicken Little. Call me crazy, but I just really enjoyed it. SHUT UP! >.<
25. I think I'm better than everyone else.
26. I'm picky. Very VERY picky.
27. ♫CAUSE I'M HOT THEN I'M COLD♫
Seriously, whenever I go swimming I feel cold, so I usually take a hot душ afterwards, BUT THEN I get hot and go back in the pool, BUT THEN Ты see a pattern here?
28. I rushed my вверх 5 Catchiest Songs Ever Made List. I also rushed my вверх 10 Catchiest Songs Ever Made Список RIGHT AFTER I сказал(-а) I'd work harder on the Далее one. LIER!
29. I don't finish a lot of my articles. I never finished Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode 4, 5, или 6, I never completed my вверх 5 Dreams, Admirable Fanfic Reviews Episode 1, and I never finished my вверх 10 Worst Games Ever Made. Also never finished plenty еще articles. LAZY!
30. Is my capitalizing fetish bothering Ты yet?
31. I take off 2 points for wanting to streak at the end of the world but only 1 for not ever brushing my teeth или flossing. Who the hell am I, Paul Stiller?
32. I complain that many people in my school don't use proper capitalization when I'm the one who spams it to death and reviews porn fanfictions. WOW JARED, WOW.
33. If I had a pistooza for every time I did something that's too embarrassing to put in this article, I'D BE THE Далее CARLOS SLIM.
TOTAL POINTS DEDUCTED: 33
TOTAL SCORE: 67
GRADE: D and half of a plus.
FINAL THOUGHTS: You'd rather twirl a spiked conductors baton on огонь in a pool full of sharks in acid rain on the вверх of a небоскреб with a Пианино about to fall on your head then hang out with me.
SENTENCE: Burn him with a napalm flamethrower....
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in Статья titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a Популярное meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and watching Total Drama for a little while.
8. When I'm crazy, I'm downright psychotic. Ren and Stimpy on водка psychotic.
9. I can NEVER write a lowercase q. Seriously?
10. Almost every bad fanfiction I've reviewed is just bad porn. PERVERT!
11. I use hand sanitizer as much as the Далее guy BLINKS.
12. Speaking of blinking, I have a strange fetish for the Pac-Man character Blinky. I don't know, he's just cool to look at for me. Call me a demented moron, but I really can't explain this one.
13. My songs..... They're terrible.
14. That reminds me, after using 3 periods in a sentence to indicate a pause, I ALWAYS capitalize the Далее word after the few periods. An example is #13.
15. If the world was going to end in 5 minutes, I'd streak. F**KING REALLY!?
16. I say I hate cussing when I do it all the time. Talk about being a hypocrite.
17. I like FIve Nights At Freddy's. HOW DARE I HAVE AN OPINION!
18. I have stolen quite a few things from stores. Normally it's just gum and what not, but I do remember stealing a DVD one time. NO, I am NOT a thief, but once a год I just see something I have to have and DON'T KILL ME.
19. SERIOUSLY, F**KING STREAKING!? 2 Points for that one. -___-
20. I lie. A lot.
21. One time there was a Bring Your Own Cup день at a local льстец, смузи place. What did I bring?
I am selfish as s**t.
22. I almost NEVER brush my teeth или floss. All I use for the most part is mouthwash, and that's it.
I'm not kidding at all.
23. I have so many stupid, pointless, and annoying bad habits I do all the time. Examples are moving my ear, blinking, and twitching my arm. And although those aren't really my fault, they not only annoy others, but I don't even TRY to stop them.
Also, never let me use a touchpad. I will slam it like I'm playing one of those Test Your Strength games.
24. I really liked the movie Chicken Little. Call me crazy, but I just really enjoyed it. SHUT UP! >.<
25. I think I'm better than everyone else.
26. I'm picky. Very VERY picky.
27. ♫CAUSE I'M HOT THEN I'M COLD♫
Seriously, whenever I go swimming I feel cold, so I usually take a hot душ afterwards, BUT THEN I get hot and go back in the pool, BUT THEN Ты see a pattern here?
28. I rushed my вверх 5 Catchiest Songs Ever Made List. I also rushed my вверх 10 Catchiest Songs Ever Made Список RIGHT AFTER I сказал(-а) I'd work harder on the Далее one. LIER!
29. I don't finish a lot of my articles. I never finished Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode 4, 5, или 6, I never completed my вверх 5 Dreams, Admirable Fanfic Reviews Episode 1, and I never finished my вверх 10 Worst Games Ever Made. Also never finished plenty еще articles. LAZY!
30. Is my capitalizing fetish bothering Ты yet?
31. I take off 2 points for wanting to streak at the end of the world but only 1 for not ever brushing my teeth или flossing. Who the hell am I, Paul Stiller?
32. I complain that many people in my school don't use proper capitalization when I'm the one who spams it to death and reviews porn fanfictions. WOW JARED, WOW.
33. If I had a pistooza for every time I did something that's too embarrassing to put in this article, I'D BE THE Далее CARLOS SLIM.
TOTAL POINTS DEDUCTED: 33
TOTAL SCORE: 67
GRADE: D and half of a plus.
FINAL THOUGHTS: You'd rather twirl a spiked conductors baton on огонь in a pool full of sharks in acid rain on the вверх of a небоскреб with a Пианино about to fall on your head then hang out with me.
SENTENCE: Burn him with a napalm flamethrower....
Название says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a Список at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of Хэллоуин candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny вверх 15 in this club. Why вверх 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look вперед to this and stay tuned to me if Ты don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a душ and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy Письмо this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much еще on my list!)
So yeah look вперед to this and stay tuned to me if Ты don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a душ and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy Письмо this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much еще on my list!)
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
Dont Read If Ты Like JB Cuz I Dont Want To Deal With Ты Guys
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare Ты Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If Ты Killed A Balck Person Ты Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well Ты Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
Ты So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. Ты Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A Фан Of You. Ты Cant Sing или Dance. I Hope Ты Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be Далее He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The Фаны Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare Ты Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If Ты Killed A Balck Person Ты Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well Ты Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
Ты So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. Ты Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A Фан Of You. Ты Cant Sing или Dance. I Hope Ты Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be Далее He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The Фаны Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s