*I've learned that Ты can't make someone Любовь you.
All Ты can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

*I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

*I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

*I've learned that whatever hits the Фан won't be evenly distributed.

*I've learned that Ты shouldn't compare yourself to others.... They're еще screwed up than Ты think.

*I've learned to not sweat the petty things.
And to not pet the sweaty things.

*I've learned that we're all responsible for what we do.
Unless we're celebrities.

*I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

*I've learned that the people Ты care most about in life are taken from Ты too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

And the real pains in the butts are permanent.

*I've learned that Ты should always be nice to everyone...
So they don't end up treating Ты like a douchebag.

*I've learned that if you're ever trying to kill a паук on your ceiling, it's never going to end well.

*I've learned that your room is going to be Dust City if Ты don't take care of it every two seconds.

*And finally, I've learned to never screw around with a wasp.

They took my only twenty dollar bill.

Pass this along to four friends... Trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen.

If not... Tough.