Болталка Article: how to make a magic wand.

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posted by chrystea

Ты will need an object(you can carry),a yellow или white candle and pure honey(essencial).
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a минута then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.

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chrystea let me know if you want a free love,wing,banish,mermaid,money,beauty,luck,power,protection,intelligence,vis-a-vis spell to be casted on your behalf.

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Best Друзья mabey еще PT 1

posted by envyelric

The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! Ты are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey Ты bums want simethin или are Ты goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do Ты hear...

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Fun ways to annoy Harry Potter

posted by lupichkata

Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what Ты did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand или a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of Ты and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...

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IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE

posted by karpach_14

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once Ты find what Ты are looking for, Ты can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling Ты what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Друзья laugh and without hesitation Переместить on to...

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кабина for the Summer-Chapter Nine:James

posted by moolah

James

кабина for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
Anyways, I am Пение my Избранное song, 21 Оружие by Green день whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...

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кабина for the Summer-Chapter Seven-Laken

posted by moolah

кабина for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken

Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 год old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
“GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the груша into the side of this мусорный контейнер, корзина для мусора, корзины in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...

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My thoughts (part 2) Rap

posted by smileypop9

These Статьи are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
---------

Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would Ты wanna listen to Музыка from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better Музыка available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...

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The Dr. Z! (true, FUNNY story!)

posted by moolah

The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...

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A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain Ты understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help Ты concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, Ты can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help Ты concentrate. If your friend shows Ты his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Ты want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee еще than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My сердце skips a beat
When Ты walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with Ты until the end

I give my сердце and my soul to you
To make Ты see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant Ты see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Ты want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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To Whom it may Concern♥Andrea's last letter

posted by moolah

The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I Любовь my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a год and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...

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Veronicas: All About Us Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause Ты know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause Ты know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In Ты I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...

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Sister Sledge We Are Family lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving Любовь in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in Ты and the things Ты doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End

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Japanese рис, райс Ball Recipe

posted by invadercalliope

Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted лосось (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed рис, райс in a рис, райс bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the рис, райс won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed рис, райс on your hand and put your Избранное filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled лосось on the rice. Push the filling into the рис, райс lightly. Hold the рис, райс between your palms. Form the рис, райс into a round, a triangle, или a cylinder by pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the рис, райс ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. заворачивать, обертывание the рис, райс ball with a strip of nori или sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.

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Info-merchel (my comidey skit idea)

posted by fly210

voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly by americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: Ты got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I Любовь it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if Ты call right now we will also send Ты a what ever Ты call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 еще dollers shiping and handleing! Ты GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever Ты call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever Ты call it have Ты credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!

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Calliope Channel episode 3

posted by invadercalliope

CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL день BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST звезда IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all Ты have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! ГИР EVERYONE LOVES Ты THE MOST Ты HAVE THE MOST Фан GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST звезда ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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Some stuff that InvaderCalliope is interested in!

posted by invadercalliope

Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some Фильмы i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some Аниме movies,titanic
Here is some Музыка i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some Книги i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books

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Things I Hate:

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to Список all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!

1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound Ты get when Ты scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, Ты know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when Ты just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. рыба fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.

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Diana Wynne Jones' Quotes:

posted by moodystuff449

Thing are going round and round my head, или maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, или maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal еще hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...

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I Were A Boy (Beyonce) PARODY!

posted by Blackteardrops

*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD

If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would дата Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd Kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never дата a girl
I swear I'd still Любовь men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When Ты watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Друзья over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...