Болталка Article: how to make a magic wand.

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posted by chrystea

Ты will need an object(you can carry),a yellow или white candle and pure honey(essencial).
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a минута then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.

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When Ты see it, you'll shit bricks!

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50 Ways to Annoy People at the Movies!

posted by wild-bby

The List

1. Throw попкорн in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can Ты fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling попкорн that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get попкорн yell, “I’m...

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Facts of the USA Did Ты know......

posted by patrisha727

1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last год met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the вверх of a небоскреб it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued by the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most Популярное domestic trip activity by American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...

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Boarding School (drama piece)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started Письмо it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if Ты don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest Ты don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Друзья and either forget all about us или tell a story about the hideous freak Ты met tonight. Ты don’t know me, if Ты did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Друзья - except my brother....

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Everybody Loves Raymond Цитаты

posted by tokidoki123

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to Любовь Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to Любовь every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are Ты talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, Ты have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond]...

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26 Key and Peele Цитаты I can think of.. Unconcerned

posted by Canada24

Canada is finally getting footage on Youtube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd Ты leave the toilet сиденье, место, сиденья up?
Peele: сука WHY WAS Ты LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?

#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.

#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do Ты even WANT to hang out!?...

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Любовь Hina Keitaro Urashima spanking Sarah McDougal

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вверх Ten Red Dead Redemption Characters

posted by Canada24

I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...

#1: JOHN MARSTON:

"Give the Devil my regards."

Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" by comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...

Natalie Wood, World's Most Beautiful Woman

posted by Coffeeuser

Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my Список of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six или something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her Фильмы lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...

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вверх 10 Most Lovable Jerks On Телевидение

posted by Coffeeuser

When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, Храбрая сердцем hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This Список is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, или just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.

10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".

9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".

8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".

6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".

5. Miss Finster from "Recess".

4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".

3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".

2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".

1. Фред Flintstone from "The Flintstones".

1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".

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Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 2-IT'S ABOUT TIME.

posted by deathding

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take Комментарии asking Вопросы from the last episode and answer them in the Далее article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope Ты enjoy our секунда episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who прокомментировал(-а) in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...

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вверх 15 Sega Genesis Games!

posted by deathding

Welcome to my list! ^__^

Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started Показ some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of Ты who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released by sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I сказал(-а) that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for Ты to get еще detailed information, just...