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posted by TheMagicLoki
A basic explanation of what this is: I was bored one night so I came up with a brilliant idea. I selected myself and eleven other fanpoppers (there was no prejudice, the selection was random) to be placed in a situation where we all crash on an island. Using a series of raffles with names and actions, I created a story. There are several ways (both happy and tragic) for people to be "eliminated" from the story, and once everyone has received their ending, the story will be over. I will be releasing that story with a separate Статья for each день of strandedness. This contains a Список of the included Fanpop users, as well as the first day, starting with a plane crash.

The "Chosen Ones"

#1 zanhar1

#2 Riku114

#3 ImaScrubbyScrub

#4 deathding

#5 shaneoohmac13

#6 fabgirl12

#7 Nick3600

#8 BlindBandit92

#9 wantadog

#10 AquaMarine6663

#11 Wolfpaw6

And of course myself, #12 TheMagicLoki


Now let the slaughter begin!

The plane begins to rattle and make strange noises. Suddenly, the engine is on огонь and altitude is being lost. Several people die in the commotion, and all that remain are the pilot, an air martial, and ten passengers as they plummet downward toward a nearby island.

The pilot, Nick3600, and the air martial, zanhar1, both brace themselves in the cockpit.

shaneoohmac13 and fabgirl12 jump out into the ocean.

TheMagicLoki hides in the storage cabin.

BlindBandit92 climbs out the window on вверх of the plane.

wantadog, AquaMarine6663, Wolfpaw6, Riku114, ImaScrubbyScrub, and deathding remain seated calmly in the back of the plane.

The plane breaks apart, separating the front half from the back.

As the pieces of the plane fall from the sky, zanhar1 and Nick3600 jump out with parachutes and both land safely on shore.

BlindBandit92 turns out to be an MI6 agent, and jumps off the back of the plane, grabbing onto the rope ladder of a helicopter and escaping.

The fuel tank explodes and burns TheMagicLoki to a crisp.

shaneoohmac13 lands near the island in the water.

fabgirl12 disappears in the distant water behind the plane.

deathding, wantadog, AquaMarine6663, ImaScrubbyScrub, Wolfpaw6, and Riku114 continue to sit calmly in their seats until they land safely on the sand.

The passengers from the back group up with the pilot and martial near the wreckage to discuss what they should do next.

There is still no sign of fabgirl12.

Charred pieces of TheMagicLoki's corpse rain down from the sky onto deathding, mildly injuring him.

zanhar1 insists on staying to wait for rescue, but Nick3600 believes the dangers of getting sucked into the broken engine are too great and walks off into a nearby jungle.

ImaScrubbyScrub attempts to treat deathding's wound, but having no medical knowledge, only makes it worse.

AquaMarine6663, wantadog, and ImaScrubbyScrub follow Nick3600 into the jungle, but deathding, Wolfpaw6, and Riku114 stay with zanhar1.

shaneoohmac13 swims to берег and joins zanhar1's group for the night, where they are setting up camp.

Nick3600's group continues venturing through the jungle after dark.

And that's the end of день one!
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are Ты listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do Ты like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks Ты to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks Ты to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your Главная alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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1.Try to climb through all the rooms in your Главная without touching the floor
2.Find undiscovered tribes using Google Earth
3.Shave your pets
4.Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life
5.Start a free blog on WordPress или Blogger and tell the world about all your weird and dirty secrets
6.Email an ex girlfriend или boyfriend and apologize for hurting them even though it’s a complete lie (just do it for shits and giggles)
7.Read a book. Use your time to learn something, for God’s...
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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar Ты grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something или someone

3. Go up to a Болталка person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki Болталка noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a фонтан run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to Ты in public about the...
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I Любовь GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to Ты say, "Why don't Ты speak еще clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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Found this on Google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS или If Ты find a рубашка store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the Еда court and go to a fast Еда place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a таблица Пение elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as Ты can "I Любовь THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT день AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until Ты see an old lady/guy...
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DEMENTED POEMS

Розы are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Розы are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Розы are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Показать me your tits

Розы make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Ты Любовь it up the shitter

Розы are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Розы are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Розы are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Розы are shit
Violets are crap
Показать me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Розы are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And глотать, ласточка it down

Розы are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
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just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds украл, палантин it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket украл, палантин it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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I never thought I would be doing a Список like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this Список with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please Комментарий but be polite. Also, always Комментарий because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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