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posted by TheMagicLoki
A basic explanation of what this is: I was bored one night so I came up with a brilliant idea. I selected myself and eleven other fanpoppers (there was no prejudice, the selection was random) to be placed in a situation where we all crash on an island. Using a series of raffles with names and actions, I created a story. There are several ways (both happy and tragic) for people to be "eliminated" from the story, and once everyone has received their ending, the story will be over. I will be releasing that story with a separate Статья for each день of strandedness. This contains a Список of the included Fanpop users, as well as the first day, starting with a plane crash.

The "Chosen Ones"

#1 zanhar1

#2 Riku114

#3 ImaScrubbyScrub

#4 deathding

#5 shaneoohmac13

#6 fabgirl12

#7 Nick3600

#8 BlindBandit92

#9 wantadog

#10 AquaMarine6663

#11 Wolfpaw6

And of course myself, #12 TheMagicLoki


Now let the slaughter begin!

The plane begins to rattle and make strange noises. Suddenly, the engine is on огонь and altitude is being lost. Several people die in the commotion, and all that remain are the pilot, an air martial, and ten passengers as they plummet downward toward a nearby island.

The pilot, Nick3600, and the air martial, zanhar1, both brace themselves in the cockpit.

shaneoohmac13 and fabgirl12 jump out into the ocean.

TheMagicLoki hides in the storage cabin.

BlindBandit92 climbs out the window on вверх of the plane.

wantadog, AquaMarine6663, Wolfpaw6, Riku114, ImaScrubbyScrub, and deathding remain seated calmly in the back of the plane.

The plane breaks apart, separating the front half from the back.

As the pieces of the plane fall from the sky, zanhar1 and Nick3600 jump out with parachutes and both land safely on shore.

BlindBandit92 turns out to be an MI6 agent, and jumps off the back of the plane, grabbing onto the rope ladder of a helicopter and escaping.

The fuel tank explodes and burns TheMagicLoki to a crisp.

shaneoohmac13 lands near the island in the water.

fabgirl12 disappears in the distant water behind the plane.

deathding, wantadog, AquaMarine6663, ImaScrubbyScrub, Wolfpaw6, and Riku114 continue to sit calmly in their seats until they land safely on the sand.

The passengers from the back group up with the pilot and martial near the wreckage to discuss what they should do next.

There is still no sign of fabgirl12.

Charred pieces of TheMagicLoki's corpse rain down from the sky onto deathding, mildly injuring him.

zanhar1 insists on staying to wait for rescue, but Nick3600 believes the dangers of getting sucked into the broken engine are too great and walks off into a nearby jungle.

ImaScrubbyScrub attempts to treat deathding's wound, but having no medical knowledge, only makes it worse.

AquaMarine6663, wantadog, and ImaScrubbyScrub follow Nick3600 into the jungle, but deathding, Wolfpaw6, and Riku114 stay with zanhar1.

shaneoohmac13 swims to берег and joins zanhar1's group for the night, where they are setting up camp.

Nick3600's group continues venturing through the jungle after dark.

And that's the end of день one!
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posted by Bluekait
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Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him



62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish



63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes



64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
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Character: Septimus
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posted by xxemogirl101xx
For people that hate stereotypes.


1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

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8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values...
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This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare



The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The еще he gives to others, the еще he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer или еще flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a Источник of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever Ты ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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posted by kitkat709477
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posted by TDAPlayer158
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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

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Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

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3. Every time Ты turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him или her that you’ve Остаться в живых your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he или she has anything...
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the Холодное сердце Еда doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps Ты out.
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Around Рождество time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
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Ask if Ты can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked by his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes Главная and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother Ответы " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad Ответы "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she Ответы "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she Ответы "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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Source: fantom-xp.org
1) when meeting them for the frist time walk up to him/her and say "thanks Ты for having me, i will try not to bit Ты или the....others" like a evil sad little girl/boy

2) if ur teachers yell at you, или u get into a fight in front of him.her say "fine, i'll just go back to my bunny friends" then stand tall and look proud an say "i'm a bad bunny."

3) be frist in line all the time, and if someone is infront of Ты start a debat on who should be frist

4)ask the teacher to hold your hand while going down the stairs. re-peat this untill they say no then start crying and say "did ur father/mother do...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him Ты met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do Ты listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him by his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your Избранное guy[If Ты hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson или some who Ты like ALLOT!]

9. Come Главная saying Ты found your true...
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