So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach Ты what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.
TEN THINGS TO DO IF Ты HAVE NO LIFE
1. Get a life
It's exactly what it means.
2. Get another life
This doesn't make sense but if Ты have no life, Ты know it does.
3. Eat Ben and Jerry's
Because, why not?
4. Don't do your homework
Because if Ты do it, you'll have a life. And if Ты have a life, then Ты wouldn't be looking up what to do when Ты don't have one. So don't do it and look up Статьи on what to do when Ты have no life.
5. Clean up your room
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN DIRTY ROOMS. CLEAN UP, YA FILTHY ANIMAL. (Ironic coming from the world's biggest packrat LOL I have no life.)
6. Make yourself some cookies
I Любовь cookies. The Шоколад chip kind.
7. Play Pokemon Go
Gotta catch 'em aallll!!!
8. Visit your neighbor's neighbor
I don't know what the fuck this means. And if it makes sense, I've never done this and never will hehehe.
9. Go camping
I don't even know anymore. I'm just saying the first thing that comes into my head.
10. Stop Чтение this