• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if Ты are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems Ты were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if Ты would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them Ты are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them Ты have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand Ты your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it.
• When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message".
• Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take Еда through the window.
• Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
• Speak a foreign language (make one up if Ты have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
• Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large оранжевый Кока-кола and a small medium fries, please."
• In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind Ты is handed 40 bags of food.
• Drive through with a car load of naked people.
• Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask Ты to order at the window. When Ты arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
• Drive through with someone on the капот, худ to accept the food.
• Have a friend hide in the trunk. When Ты approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
• All of the above work very well when done at the late night pick up window.