Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW год ASSHOLES!!
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some Оружие into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I Любовь Austrian guns!
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Master Sword: All Ты do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their жопа, попка off just so they can watch a ball Переместить down.
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Master Sword: Let's make this quick before we get arrested!
Tom: Right. Today's crossover parody is Into The Hoods.
Master Sword: We're combining a gay musical with a violent movie about African Equestrians.
Tom: In other words, we're combining Into The Woods with Boyz N The Hood.
Into The Hoods
Starring Tom Foolery as Tre
Saten Twist as Doughboy Darren
Master Sword as Ricky
Aina as Little Red Riding капот, худ
Sunny as Золушка
Cosmic радуга as Mr. Baker
Snow Wonder as Baker's Wife
Annie as Witch
South Central Los Angeles, 1991
Darren: Man, I will do anything to get my hooves on some weed right now.
Tre: Ты always want weed man. It's not good for you.
Ricky: I just want to know why a bunch of white crackers like us are playing as a bunch of African Equestrians.
Tre: Low budget.
Little Red Riding Hood: *Driving a car*
Darren: Yo. What the hell do they want?
Cinderella: We challenge Ты to a gangfight.
Darren: A bunch of bitches?
Tre: Shouldn't Ты be cleaning floors, and getting abused by your step mother?
Witch: Parking lot, midnight.
Ricky: What parking lot?
Darren: And which midnight?
Witch: Midnight tonight!
Little Red Riding Hood: And the parking lot that's closest to your house! *Drives away*
Everyone in Little Red Riding Hood's car begins to sing
Little Red Riding Hood: We have challenged three stallions to a gangfight.
Cinderella: We will beat three stallions at a gangfight.
Mr. Baker: I don't know why we're Пение about a gangfight.
Baker's Wife: I thought Мюзиклы were all about pleasant things.
Witch: Who cares? Let's kill them!
Little Red Riding Hood: I don't know why we're Пение in the first place.
Cinderella: I don't know how we ended up in the same story.
Mr. Baker: It's so everyone in Дисней could create an excuse to jack off to so many girls at once.
Cinderella: Of course. I'm in a musical, I forgot what's it called, but I'm also in it with Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel, my step mother, and my step sisters, and Jack's mother, and a witch.
Witch: I'm thankful Ты didn't call me a bitch.
Little Red Riding Hood: We finally made a rhyme with two different words in a song that doesn't make any sense! *Crashes into a truck* And we just crashed.
Thankfully, no one survived the crash, and everything related to the movie Into The Woods was destroyed.
On the Далее part of this episode
Annie watches Annie.
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Episode 10: My New Year's Resolution
Annie was walking through a park when she met Sunny.
Annie: Why is it that everytime I walk through the exact same spot in this park, I always meet Ты here?
Sunny: *Rolls her eyes while smiling* Stalker!
Sunny: I was referring to myself.
Annie: Well don't do that, Ты scared me.
Sunny: Oh well. Nopony is perfect.
Sunny: Say, wanna watch Annie with me?
Annie: Don't we need a mirror for that?
Sunny: I'm talking about the movie.
Annie: I don't think it's available to watch in theaters yet.
Sunny: The 1982 version.
Annie: Oh no thanks, I hate Ronald Reagan.
Sunny: It takes place in the Great Depression.
Annie: And I also hate Herbert Hoover.
Sunny: Is there any president Ты don't hate?
Annie: Who killed Abraham Lunicorn?
Sunny: John Wilkes Booth, but he wasn't a president.
Annie: Then why did he kill Abraham?
Sunny: Let's just watch that movie.
They end up at Sunny's house, where a Телевидение is set on a таблица Далее to a big collection of Фильмы on Casette tapes.
Annie: *Looking at movies* Nice. Ты have a wonderful collection of Фильмы here. The Hunt For Red October, Spaceballs, Kelly's Heroes-
Sunny: If you're finished obsessing over my movies, I'll get Annie set up.
Annie: Get me set up for what?
Sunny: I'm talking about the movie!
Annie: What movie?
Sunny: Seriously? Ты forgot? Annie, the musical!
Annie: Oh. I don't think that movie came out in theaters yet.
Sunny: Oh my god, I'm not going through this again. *Gets Annie the movie, and puts it in the VCR*
Two hours later.
Sunny: Well? What did Ты think?
Annie: That was good. I especially liked Carol Burnett's performance.
Sunny: Have Ты seen her in any other movies?
Annie: No, but I did see her as a special guest звезда in Hawaii Five-O.
Sunny: No kidding. We made a crossover parody of that Показать in the Назад episode.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's the newest skit, The Movie Studio.
The Movie Studio
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic радуга as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Previously in The Movie Studio
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
* * *
Director Nick: I want all of Ты to prepare for the Далее scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want Ты to shut up!
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
* * *
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, или mortars.
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to благодарность room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here Ты are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Director Nick: For the Любовь of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. And this is the something/someone.
Roxy: *Runs into studio* Director Nick!
Director Nick: Either she wants to have sex with me, или something serious happened.
Roxy: Sir, we don't have enough actors for this movie we're about to produce.
Director: Well what are Ты telling me this for? Go find some ponies, and hire them as actors.
Roxy: *Sees Louis* What about this pony?
Director Nick: Him? Forget it. He doesn't want to be an actor.
Louis: Well, now that Ты mention it...
Director Nick: Oh no! I told Ты to leave this studio, and you're leaving!
Roxy: Let him try sir. How much harm could that do?
Director Nick: Tons of harm! We need professionals, not some Болталка ponies that appear out of nowhere!
Connor: Well, I was some Болталка пони that appeared out of nowhere, and Ты hired me.
Director Nick: Shut up. I'm thinking about something.
Roxy: Think faster sir, we need to find another actor quickly.
Director Nick: Alright, let the kid give it a go.
Louis: It's Louis sir.
Director Nick: What did Ты say?
Louis: My name is Louis.
Director Nick: Alright Loser.
Director Nick: Get out there, and be an actor.
Roxy: Just follow me.
Louis starred in the movie, and made a few new friends. During the premiere of the new film...
Mason: I Любовь this.
Leah: We're did really good.
Tobias: Compared to me, Ты were all lousy.
Mason: Ah shut up Toby.
Louis: I liked this film we starred in, especially the title.
Leah: Yeah, I like it too. What is this movie called again?
Louis: On The Block.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary, Brianna, and James were standing by the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.
Gary: It looks great. What do Ты two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about Ты James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If Ты don't start laughing, I'll kick Ты out of here, and Ты won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Ms. Schultz: *Walks into classroom* What have we here?
Gary: We made a masterpiece.
Ms. Schultz: Of shit.
Ms. Schultz: Do Ты know why they call these things chalkboards?
Brianna: Actually, they're called blackboards.
Ms. Schultz: First of all, they call these things chalkboards, because you're supposed to write down stuff on here using chalk. Nothing else. Also, before Ты painted on this thing, it was green, not black.
Gary: Now it's even better then green. It's red, yellow, blue, orange, brown, and-
Ms. Schultz: I am not interested in what Цвета are on there. Why did Ты even paint on here?
Gary: We made a mural. Ты know how some ponies create stories with their murals? Well this is our story, the history of Ms. Schultz's classroom.
Ms. Schultz: How come I see a griffon wearing a Nazi uniform?
James: Oh, that's Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
Gary: We figured that since Ты two had the same last names, one of Ты would time travel, and meet up with each other.
James: Together, Ты would see, here, and know nothing.
Ms. Schultz: Well I can't know nothing, otherwise I wouldn't be a teacher.
Gary: Sure Ты would. You'd just be dumber then Ты are now.
Ms. Schultz: What would Ты do if I wasn't teaching you?
Gary: I'd personally take over for you. And, *Gets a paintbrush with grey paint*
James: *Whistling taps*
Gary started to paint Ms. Schultz's grave by the school.
Ms. Schultz: Ты think I would die?
Gary: Actually it was Sunny's idea.
Sunny: *Sleeping, but wakes up* What?
Ms. Schultz: And you'd take over for me if I died.
Ms. Schultz: Ты wouldn't last an entire день as a teacher.
Gary: Oh yes I would. I'll do it right now.
Ms. Schultz: Okay. *Goes to Gary's desk, and sits down* What do we do first Mr. Gary?
Gary: First, we get rid of Lauren.
Lauren: Why me?
Gary: Because Ты smell like shit, and nopony wants to deal with it.
Lauren: I do not!
Ms. Schultz: He's actually right, Ты do smell bad.
Lauren: *Stands up, and walks towards the door*
Ms. Schultz: Where do Ты think you're going?
Lauren: To the principal. I'm going to tell him that you, and Gary are bullying me.
At the Principal's office.
Principal: Ты smell like shit. Get back to class.
Lauren: Ugh. *Leaves principal's office, and goes back to class*
Meanwhile in the classroom.
Gary: We are not getting rid of the mural.
Ms. Schultz: Why not?
Gary: Because it's not right. Ты just don't get rid of murals. Did Ты ever see that mural downtown? Nopony tried to get rid of that.
Ms. Schultz: No, but it was vandalized.
Gary: It doesn't mean they got rid of it.
Lauren: *Returns to class*
Gary: What are Ты doing back here?
Lauren: The principal told me to come back here, because he is also making fun of me. How much did Ты pay him to say the same thing you, and Gary said?
Ms. Schultz: I didn't pay him anything.
Lauren: Then my life sucks.
Gary: Now in our lesson we were going over, multiplication is done by adding a number by itself a certain amount of times. For instance, 6 times 3 equals 18, because Ты are adding 6 by itself three times.
Maria: Didn't we already learn this?
Gary: Yeah, but if Ты don't pay attention, you'll fail!
Maria: But we already learned about it.
Gary: I don't care!
Ms. Schultz: *Rolls her eyes* So far so good.
Coming up next, it's жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn.
жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn
Starring радуга Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic радуга as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A пони arrived at the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one еще letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There Ты are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if Ты don't ma******te in that video, I'll Показать everypony in here an embarrassing фото of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing фото is involved.
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: Ты know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are Ты talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are Ты accusing us of sending Ты that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
George: Well, if Ты want, we could protect Ты from whoever sent Ты that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know Ты guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted Ты guys to protect me, I got raped.
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for Ты in the bathroom.
Marisa: Ты could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting Далее to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench пальто Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench пальто пони 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench пальто Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench пальто ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench пальто пони 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot by trench пальто pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench пальто Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench пальто Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his Друзья aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Marisa: Ты weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did Ты get into my car?
Mercury: By Популярное demand.
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing Ты did Показать up out of nowhere.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
George: Why did they try to kill Ты anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since Ты have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing фото I promised to bring in.
Marisa: Ты never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd Показать it around here.
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Показать wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. In first place with three dollars is Will Ferrell.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: The very first contestant on our Показать to score a positive ammount of money.
Will: I feel like I had your job once, but I can't remember.
Alex: Perhaps that's because Ты played as me in the Celebrity Jeopardy skit by Saturday Night Live.
Alex: In third place with negative $68,000... *Sighs* Sean, the hedgehog.
Audience: Woooo!!!! *Clapping*
Sean: Ты won't get away with this shit Ты bastard!
Alex: What did I just say? What did I tell Ты about swear words?
Sean: That they're fun to use, especiallly when you're p***ing someone off.
Alex: That's.... Just.... Great.... And finally, the гитара player, and singer for the rock & roll band Green Hay, is Shredder Dash.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Shredder: Ты forgot to say that I was the brother of the Element Of Loyalty.
Alex: And Ты have negative $41,000.
Alex: Now let's Переместить onto Double Jeopardy. The categories are...
Plumbers named Mario
Ponies On The Rails
Things that start with the letter P
Things Ты should put in your mouth
Alex: I'm not sure what that category is doing up there, so let's just pretend it's not there.
Alex: Moving on.
Фильмы by Дисней
And finally, states that begin in Wyom
Alex: Will Ferrell, you're in first place, so the board is yours.
Will: Uh, yeah.. I'm thinking about it.. Let me think.
Alex: Okay Sean, why don't Ты pick?
Will: Hey, I'm not done!!
Sean: Well hurry up. I gotta insult Trebek sooner, или later.
Sean: I want it to be sooner.
Alex: And I want it to be later. Now Mr. Ferrell, please hurry up.
Will: Okay, I'll take 800.
Alex: For which category?
Will: Uh, let's go for Things that start with the letter B.
Alex: That letter is P, not B.
Will: Then I'm gonna make it a B.
Will: *Grabs a marker, and write the letter B over P*
Alex: Please get back to your podium.
Will: Okay. I'm finished. *Goes back to his podium*
Alex: Things that start with P for 800. And the answer is, The word персик starts with this letter.
Will: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Ferrell?
Will: The correct answer is Mario, he is Peach's boyfriend.
The audience laughed, and the wrong колокол, колокольчик, белл buzzed.
Alex: Ты didn't choose the Plumbers named Mario category, so that's incorrect.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: I'll Показать Ты a персик Trebek.
Alex: *Looking at Sean* Oh god. That's not a peach, and Ты know it.
Alex: The answer of course is P. The word персик starts with a P. Mr. Ferrell it's still your board, but since you're a slow thinker, I'll let Sean choose the board.
Sean: THE день IS MINE!!
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Sean: I'll take Things Ты should put in your mouth for 1,000.
Alex: I told Ты to ignore that.
Alex: Oh god. Things Ты should put in your mouth for 1,000. And the answer is, This thing Ты should put in your mouth can be found on a table.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Alex: I'm sorry, what?
Sean: If your grand daughter was looking at a table, and was deciding what to put in her mouth, she'd go for me. Or, at least one part of my body located between my legs.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: Okay, that's disgusting. Someone else, please answer.
Shredder: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Dash?
Shredder: A candle.
Alex: Why would Ты put that in your mouth?
Alex: The answer was food. Ты should always put this in your mouth, especially when you're hungry.
Sean: Your grand daughter was hungry when she decided to put my d**k in her mouth.
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: And now, for the toughest part of the job. Final Jeopardy.
Alex: *Grabs paper with final jeopardy category* The category is... Ты know what? *Rips up paper*
Alex: This is the category Ты will work on for final jeopardy. What would Ты do with a million dollars?
Alex: There's no way Ты can mess this one up.
Alex: Because Ты can do anything with a million dollars. Ты could buy a fancy sports car, или a mansion. или if Ты were Sean, Ты would hire fifty assassins to kill me.
The timer rang.
Alex: Alright, let's see what Ты would blow your million bucks on. *Walks to Will's podium* Mr. Ferrell, Ты wrote down.. Absolutely nothing.
Will: Shut up, I'm thinking.
Will: I still haven't decided what I wanted.
Alex: Ты ran out of time.
Alex: Moving on, to Sean The Hedgehog. Ты wrote down- *Looks at a picture of himself getting his head blown off by Sean with a .44 magnum*
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: I don't even think I wanna see your wager.
Sean: Well too bad.
Alex: Ты wagered, Death to Trebek.
Alex: Fantastic. Finally, let's see what Shredder Dash would do with a million dollars. Buy a big hot tub that was as tall as the Empire State Building.
Shredder: That would just be badass, and I would play there all день with my band.
Alex: I can't believe that shit.
Sean: Hey, Ты broke your own no swearing rule!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And now the Показать is over. This has been our first, and last episode of 2015. Goodbye.
Back on the block.
Master Sword: Well, this episode has been really interesting.
Tom: I'm still getting over the fact that we played as three black gangsters.
Master Sword: With Saten Twist? I'll never forget that.
Tom: Now it's time for our brony of the month. January, 2015. The brony of the месяц award goes to... Jade_23!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Master Sword: She is the best pegasister in the world.
Tom: What would this club do without her? Before becoming Jade_23, she was known as Applejackrocks.
Master Sword: Back then, she wrote lots of articles, and made many awesome roleplays.
Tom: And now she's back. We hope she stays here forever.
Master Sword: Everyone loves Ты Jade.
Tom: And that's all the time we have for our show. See Ты later folks.
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.